If you've never seen a match in a public viewing centre, you might not get this gist. But it you have, you will definately feel me.

1. I be Arsenal FANS (only one person, fans?)
2. That ball na OFF SIGHT ( I heard a well dressed man calling an off side, off sight)
3. Dem beat Everton narr, Yobo go score HOME GOAL (home goal or own goal? )
4. Na Wenger kill dat match, dat INFORMATION wey hym use no good.
5. Haaaaaaa, I like Mata ooooo, that guy nar PLAYERS.

I'm laughing my heart out here. Please add add yours, don't stop the fun.

Maximus85:
3. Dem beat Everton narr, Yobo go score HOME GOAL (home goal or own goal? )

Also, I have heard this: this penality na confam!

You forgot PENARITY.

Requalise with penarity
equalise with penalty

not throwing but throw in

not go keeper but goal keeper

not rebounce but rebound

not have time but half time

not fool time but full time

No be only Pique (PK), na Puyol. Abi that one follow?

Some pronounce pique as pikiu!. And its pronounced H--ose mourinho not johs moriho. Tevez not tevex.

Tolexander: Requalise with penarity
equalise with penalty

not throwing but throw in

not go keeper but goal keeper

not rebounce but rebound

not have time but half time

not fool time but full time

LMAO

Tolexander: Requalise with penarity
equalise with penalty

not throwing but throw in

not go keeper but goal keeper

not rebounce but rebound

not have time but half time

not fool time but full time

I'm guilty of saying throwing! but it still has the same pronunciation with throw in

[size=30pt]OVER instead of GOAL KICK[/size]