Principal: Why were u
absent yesterday?
Akpors: I attended a burial
Principal: Hmmmm !
Akpors the professional
lateness specialist, nothing
will stop me from
punishing u. Now answer
me......Who died?
Akpors: You see, the first
son of the cousins of my
grand mother's youngest
nephew who is also the
youngest step-brother to
the woman who gave
birth to my uncle's
youngest step-son and he
was also..............!
Principal: Alright.....Alr
ight. ..Oo!...Thats
enough...Oo!.. Just go to
the class
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