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Abeg Help! by bingbagbo(op): 5:34am On Sep 24, 2013
i am trapped in the WestGate mall in Kenya with about 4 Al-shabaab millitants around me. i have prtended iam dead so they are not shooting me. pls i dont know if this is the right section, but tell the nigerian army to come and rescue me here in nairobi. i am so terrified here.
i have missed my wife too.
please nairalanders can make contributions and send to my account number barclay s 02133850009550233312. please help
Re: Abeg Help! by Nobody:
Re: Abeg Help! by Cikoloko(m): 5:59am On Sep 24, 2013
Dis early morning nawaoo..... hw u wan take collect d money!? u r jes fooling urself if u think u to fool someone Plsssssssss go get a job because dis ur story is wack....
Re: Abeg Help! by ceosville(m): 7:41am On Sep 24, 2013
angry MODS! OVER TO YOU.... JOKES SECTION PLEASE angry
Re: Abeg Help! by Missprettie(f): 8:24am On Sep 24, 2013
*Just passing by*
Re: Abeg Help! by Nobody: 8:31am On Sep 24, 2013
ceosville: angry MODS! OVER TO YOU.... JOKES SECTION PLEASE angry
[color=#000030]Done [/color]
Re: Abeg Help! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:33am On Sep 24, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Done [/color]
Hey, ur bot got me!! angry
Re: Abeg Help! by Nobody: 9:04am On Sep 24, 2013
May your wish e granted in Jesus name. May all you have written happen exactly to u this morning. Amen. What a joke!
Re: Abeg Help! by Nobody: 10:08am On Sep 24, 2013
Idowuogbo: Hey, ur bot got me!! angry
[color=#000030]Freed. [/color]
Re: Abeg Help! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:57am On Sep 24, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Freed. [/color]
Cheers!
Re: Abeg Help! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:26pm On Sep 24, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Freed. [/color]
Arrrrrrgh!!!!! ur bot dey r@p8 me o!

Cage it! angry
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