DRUG PRESCRIPTION

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.”

Today I got beaten by a woman.
I was in the elevator when that busty thing got in.
I was staring at her tits,when she said, would you please press 1?
I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables.
She looks at the two table handlers and says “I want to bet $25,000 dollars.
It’s all the money I have. The only request is that I play t*opless as I have found that this provides me the most luck at winning.”

The two men agree and watch anxiously as the woman unbuttons her blouse, removes it, and then removes her bra. She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice. As the dice stop, she starts jumping up and down and screaming, “I WON I WON I WON!” She gathers her winnings puts the chips in her bag, pulls on her shirt and walks out.

The two men at the table look at each other, one asks the other, “So what did she roll?” The other man says, “I thought you where watching?”

Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really Hot at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love,
but had to get John away for at least one hour.
So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbors for the next hour.
Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.

His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 PM.

John said “For the past hour, the Wilson's were watching TV,
Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnson's were playing billiards together and the Donald's were having s_e_x.”

His parents were shocked! They asked him “How do you know that?” He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”