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The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by simplycute(m): 7:14am On Jun 25, 2008
The wedding toast is a chance for the bride's and groom's closest family members and friends to express their joy for the couple, share a funny story or two, and impart words of wisdom. Sometimes, though, nerves, alcohol, or a not-so-secret disapproval of the matrimony leads to a speech that leaves everyone aghast. Here are real wedding toasts that made guests want to cower under their chairs rather than raise their glasses.

"At a friend's wedding a few years ago, the best man made it apparent that he wasn't such a fan of the bride. The speech went something like this: '(Groom's name), man I love ya, you know I do. I hope you thought about this and that this is what you really, really, really want.' Then he said the bride's name, hit his fist against his chest twice, and pointed at her."

"A friend of mine from college got married, and his best man said in his speech: 'Finally John has found someone with low enough self-esteem to marry him.'"

"The maid of honor (the bride's sister) not only talked about herself during the whole speech, she also mentioned the possibility of an affair between herself and her sister's new husband."

"At my cousin's wedding, the best man ended his toast by saying he wanted the groom to know that he'd be there for him at his next wedding when this one didn't work out."

"The best man at a wedding I was in said during his toast, 'Congratulations to the new parents!' No one except a select few knew the bride was pregnant -- not even her parents!"

"I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the best man gave a toast about how cheap the groom was and how they'd been friends all their lives but the wedding was the first free meal he's ever been offered by the 'cheapskate.'"

"The father of the bride stood up and said, 'I'm Jill's dad. I just want to say that I met David before Jill did because of my other daughter.' And he sat down."

"My cousin gave a horrible toast at her younger sister's wedding a few years ago. She began by saying that she never liked her sister's new husband throughout high school and that 'today he's still at the level of slightly below the scum on the bottom of a dirty waste pond.'"

"I attended a wedding where the best man commented on how the bride used to work at Hooters (which her family didn't know about) and how he was jealous of the groom for 'bagging her.'"

"During the toast the groom's dad (after many drinks) said that he was so happy for his son and his beautiful wife Sara. But his wife's name wasn't Sara, his ex-girlfriend's was."

, culled Miles Stiverson (R/s expert)
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by StanP(m): 8:00am On Jun 25, 2008
men.did people really say those tins on someones most memorable day.Men i will pounce on whoever says that on my W-day.
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by adetunrayo(f): 9:21am On Jun 25, 2008
@ poster
I dont believe these.
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by beauteous(f): 9:26am On Jun 25, 2008
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Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by Bblak(f): 11:52am On Jun 25, 2008
Incredible wedding toasts shocked shocked
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by tunes2k10(m): 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2008
oh boy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by ladybam(f): 12:06pm On Jun 25, 2008
@ poster
men grin grin grin grin,did you attend all these weddings,
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by Godalone(m): 1:48pm On Jun 25, 2008
Lie!Lie!!Lie!!!
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by simplycute(m): 9:17pm On Jun 25, 2008
This gist was called from ********* Miles Stiverson (R/s expert)
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by Mesmerize(f): 12:51am On Jul 01, 2008
"At my cousin's wedding, the best man ended his toast by saying he wanted the groom to know that he'd be there for him at his next wedding when this one didn't work out."
I would have taken this as an insult
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by galatico(m): 9:19am On Jul 01, 2008
What do people really say that on wedding day? I thought it was only in the advert of Baba Blue that such things happen if it ever happens on my wedding which I don't pray for I'll make sure I beat the hell out of the perosn I'll just take off my suit and pounce on the person, [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by francessby(f): 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2008
men that wedding is a laughter junction abi laff mattaz
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by pchima: 8:01pm On Aug 21, 2009
who try that one with me ehn na otapiapia shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by SeanT21(f): 5:53am On Aug 22, 2009
~~LMAO~~
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by mohawkchic(f): 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2009
~Hilarious. . . grin

~Sometimes it depens on how people interpret the banter. .Some folks are too senstive for such banters . . .
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by rasputinn(m): 8:13am On Aug 25, 2009
Jokes right? grin grin grin,but don't get it twisted,funnier things have been said in the name of toast
I remember sometime in '03,I was to dothe honours at a friend's wedding,my starting lines(on purpose) almost gave him heart attack,,,,,,, grin grin grin
Re: The Worst Wedding Toasts Ever by mohawkchic(f): 2:17am On Aug 26, 2009
~ grin Rasputinn. . . bet you almost saw his heart leap out his chest!! cheesy

~I'm sure he had words w/ you after!!

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