I got this mail from my boss. I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph in the attached and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a vacation.

hmm?,how many dolphins did you say?

@Poster, are you sure that thing beside the dolphin is not a shark ?

@ poster

Did u say we shld look out for 2 dolphins?

u must be stressed up

somebody hellpp!

menhh i dont see any difference btwn em

This poster don dey turn everyone on this thread to mad person.

I better run before i begin pick kpangolo and find myself for yaba left.

see dis guy o u don 4get say u be the class rep for yaba left

@Clem why you wan tell everyone my levels naa ?

e no good

na me be the admin 4 dia o

whispers into clem's ears. . . Come no dey tell everyone our secret.

*whisper back* i don hear

*in the process of whispering i accidentally bites his ears* i beg my brova no vex, effect of beer

@Clem i neva knew you were related to clifford orji.

clem has gone carnivore. NAIRALAND BEWARE!

beware say u too like benjay meat

I no dey there oooo!

shebi una don leave wetin d poster talk say make una use check stress level come jump into anoda thing

**inshort everyone here start matching straight to yaba left. Benjay, clemcy oya go to the front and start matchin carry ur pple oya oya**

@thread LMAO

they are so identical and i thot i needed a vacation.

see this one wey get one eye

OMG who get one eye ?

Na you na, that's why you reacted

if u think that your stress level is so high that the vacation point is Yaba left side, pls hurry up before it get out of hand.
Otherwise reach out to ur Pastor or go and relax Tinapa.

Me we be gateman for yaba never see visitors or prospective applicant oh.


I go soon close gate

ituen: chairmannnnn na shandi if u knw say u wan enta inside

jaymobb: wat

*wears boxers and flies into yaba left*

aww its so goood to be home again

merci boku mon ami

This poster is a definition of KOLOMENTALITY