5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do
Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population
Are FBI/CIA Agents,
Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of
U.S. Is To Promote Basketball /
Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In
Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet
All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves
& Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins
Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not
Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You
“Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While
Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain
When A Girl Cleans Up His
Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only
When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On
The Street, Everyone You Meet Will
Know The Steps.