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| Little Old Lady In Court: by Odeku(m): 9:24pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard! |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by Dojo(m): 9:42pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
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| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by vichel(m): 10:03pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
| really lol |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by dm(m): 10:11pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
Wow, Nice One. |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by Reba(f): 11:45am On Jun 06, 2006 |
That was nice,really funny |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by GeeCee(m): 1:44pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
April fool ke |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by damhadji(m): 2:25pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
| tyt joke nice one |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by Godmother(f): 8:15pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
Serves the man right Why did he think he could "wake"mama up and leave her high and dry  |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by Wendyslim(f): 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Nice joke  |
| Re: Little Old Lady In Court: by mallorca(m): 9:40pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Godmother: Serves the man rightLol@ur comment |
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