There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!
Jack Bauer doesn't need to search the internet, he just stares a computer down until it gives him the information he needs.
3Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
if Jack Bauer was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When Chuck Norris and Superman have sleep overs, they argue over who has the cooler Jack Bauer Pajamas...
God had to give Jack Bauer immunity on the sixth commandment "Thou shalt not kill". If he hadn't, Jack would've considered God to be a terrorist and God knows what happens to terrorists.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing.
Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding
Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket
Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
Jack Bauer made a brief cameo in the film "Stand By Me" as the local bully. His character got so pissed off when the boys didn't let him take the dead body that seven years later, he killed River Phoenix. Jack Bauer never forgets.
Jack Bauer is what Willis was talking about.
Kryptonite is not really from Krypton. It is made from Jack Bauer's crap, that is why it can kill Superman.
The war in Iraq will end when Jack Bauer vacations there.

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