tender92: True story of Nigerian Police

The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals. The UN President
decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Nigerian Police goes in. They come out
two hours later with a badly beaten Antelope.
The Antelope is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!...lolz

super story
Abeg make dem release dat innocent poor man jawe....

smartkid00: na so madness de start o.

olatade: D bank use jazz ni

Freedani: He is a nuisance for sure. But must u quote him to tell us? Quoting that long tin makes u a nuisance also

The Police Command in the FCT have begun investigation into the alleged theft of N6.8 million from the ATM of a bank at Jabi District, Abuja, on Saturday.

DSP Altine Daniel, the command's spokesperson, who disclosed this on Tuesday in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja, said that a suspect had been arrested in connection with the theft.

He said that the 27-year-old suspect (name withheld), allegedly broke into the ATM belonging to one of the old generation banks and stole the money.

Daniel, however, said that the amount that was stolen was recovered "intact" from the suspect after he was arrested in the premises of the bank.

"On Sept. 21, at about 10 a.m., some staff of the bank came to report at our office at Utako that their ATM had problem. For the full story visit:
www.afropals..com/2013/10/27-years-old-man-steals-68m-from-atm-in.html