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Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by metapendrius(m): 12:47pm On Oct 04, 2013
See, I don't need money from any guy. All I want is good, hot sex!
But the problem I have with most of you guys is that you are not
bold enough to ask a girl you just
met for sex even though you all want it.
My advice for guys out there, if you ever meet this type of lady....
Please run for your life, she's not normal even the Nigerian Student
Who Shagged For 15HOURS+ To Break World's Record For
Longest Sex Ever ain't normal either.
Don't even dare... See what she told the reporter;
The reporter met the shock of his life few days back at the Elegushi
beach in the Victoria Island area of Lagos as he engaged the lady
pictured above in a discussion.
To his disbelief the 26 years old lady, identified as Ella, boldly told
the reporter that she loves sex so much so that she enjoys it more
than real food.
Most girls want it too, they want you to just make the move to
shag them. Even if they are complaining or insulting you don't
stop. You know we girls pretend a lot.
The lady, whose ID revealed she is a marketer with a new
generation bank, revealed that:
She likes going to the beach which is very close to her apartment,
every evening to have a good rest and most importantly get laid.
As if that was not enough, Ella threw the bombshell I have sex
with my boss every day in his office.
The chauffeur too every evening, but they can't satisfy me at all.
That's why I have to come here every evening to get laid by more
guys. I must have sex at least 8 times every day. It's like heaven!.
Ella went on to explain to the reporter that she couldn't wait to
complete this week's dose of 56 rounds.
She also acknowledged the fact that many would think it is
abnormal, but she insisted that making love eight times a day can't
really satisfy her. She says there is nothing wrong in being an
addict.
All the men I have met always have to admit they can't cope with
my sexual urge," she boasted.

Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by Nobody: 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2013
Bring her to me. And the next day she'll publish her resignation. cool
Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by smile11s(m): 12:51pm On Oct 04, 2013
good
Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by taiocol: 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2013
jackass. All that matter is a thick black anaconda
Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by AbuMikey(m): 1:39pm On Oct 04, 2013
8 times daily?? shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked
Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by longjohnsilver: 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2013
Dis one na die o "nympho on d loose"...she shud try an aboki man and see ow va...if she still want more den...

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