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THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by Nobody: 10:35pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
THE LUXURIOUS RIDE BY tadon200. EXT. IKOTUN BUS-STOP - DAY A lot of people moving like zombies waiting to board a bus, as you can see the frustration written on their faces. Vehicles flying left right and center. CHUKWUDI (Barely audible) Make i go look wetin dey paper today.(Talks to himself) CHUKWUDI (looks at the time on his wrist watch) o boy! Time dn go o... As he walks towards the newspaper stand. EXT. NEWSPAPER STAND - DAY READER 1 Yes, yes I like him o. READER 2 For what! the man is clueless, he is an “assinus” ...can u imagine?.. Cuts in READER 1 (angry) Wetin dis man dy tell me, my friend respect yourself o.. no make me vex today READER 2 Respect is given to those ... Cuts in READER 1 I go slap this man o Cuts in READER 2 Ehen! Who do you want to slap? Chukwudi, reading a sport paper at the newspaper stand, listening to the readers arguing. CHUKWUDI Shut up! (to reader 2) wetin you dey talk for here.. READER 2 I don’t have time for ignorant fellows. Reader 2 walks away. CHUKWUDI Yeye man. na so dm go walka about- dey say rubbish. c hm head ... yeye man. A volkswagen bus, dirty and rusty parks by. CONDUCTOR Oshodi! oshodi! oshodi! 200 naira five five on a seat If you no get change, no enter o... Walks towards a gin joint and quickly buys a regal gin ,gulps it down his throat, runs back to his bus. CONDUCTOR (CONT’D) Madam, madam, enter, enter Pushing mrs Adeyanju buttocks MRS ADEYANJU Ema gbami (see me see wahala) se you dy craze ni? abi aye ti se e ni? CONDUCTOR If you no get change, no enter o,i dn say my own.. i no want wahala dis Monday morning. The bus is filled, people packed like sardin, some are cursing the conductor, others just can’t wait to get to their destination. INT.BUS - VOLKWAGEN - DAY CHUKWUDI This seat na one chance o As he tries to adjust himself to sit comfortably. CONDUCTOR Shift! Shift! (to chukwudi) CHUKWUDI Shut up!(to conductor) i dey tell you say this seat no good, you dy say shimft shimft. Makes his mouth round in a comical manner CHUKWUDI (CONT’D) Mr man, na four people fi si don for here Cuts in MRS ADEYANJU No mind him joo, na the shepe(gin) dy worry am The conductor is angry, his face says it all, he looks at them in contempt. CONDUCTOR If you no wan shift, abeg come down, no be by force Chukwudi adjusts well as the fifth person sits down. Although still uncomfortable. CHUKWUDI See yourself, u go collect the money- hm! we no even see am for your body, see how you be like person wey get kwashorkor, cockroach.. If no be this our governor wey ban okada, wetin concern me and bus .. enter my okada , 15 minute i dn reach oshodi The bus now in motion as the conductor prepares to collect money from the passengers, it’s chukwudi turn to give the conductor his money CHUKWUDI (CONT’D) (obnoxious mannerism) Wetin! Wetin! CONDUCTOR money? As he tries to take the money from his back pocket in futility CHUKWUDI Later! later! later! (waves his hand in an “i don’t care attitude”) CONDUCTOR (nods his head) Hmn MRS ADEYANJU Conductor! Conductor! change! Change! CHUKWUDI Hey, hey, conductor change CONDUCTOR You dn give me money ni? CHUKWUDI Give this madam her change, abi u wan make she forget her change? The conductor can’t take anymore of this CONDUCTOR Driver! Driver! Stop! stop CHUKWUDI Wetin happen CONDUCTOR Oga come down CHUKWUDI You dey craze, who you dey shout for? ..I go slap u CONDUCTOR Oga come down, come down DRIVER Wetin dey happen for.. Cuts in CHUKWUDI This your conductor na mad man, just dey talk anyhow for here, i go deal with Cuts in CONDUCTOR Na you dey mad, craze dey worry you, oya oga come down ,come down DRIVER Oga no vex. (to Chukwudi) , omo aiye farabale (calm down guy to conductor) As they resume their journey along ejigbo. CHUKWUDI See this yeye man Points to a man by the side of the road CHUKWUDI (CONT’D) He be like monkey, na so so okada he go dy seize, he wan seize my okada last week monday, no - no tuesday , i no give am o, he beat me, beat me, i no gree o, i give am 500 naira, he kan leave me. MRS ADEYANJU Na so dm dey do , e be like say dm dey pray make okada pass , egunje money go cum. CHUKWUDI Dm be yeye people. MRS ADEYANJU Yes. CHUKWUDI Driver driver, watch your side ,this your conductor no dy do hm job o , conductor look your side. The driver tries to swerve the bus to prevent it from crashing a small car but its little too late EXT. PAKO - DAY Pako, a road known for its hold up. A young guy in a small camry car turn off the ignition of his car Camry guy (O.S.) God! what the f**k... CONDUCTOR Baba no vex(to camry guy) DRIVER Abeg, oga CAMRY GUY What! No vex no vex ,will it repair my car, look at my mirror( points towards his battered mirror) CONDUCTOR Baba no vex CAMRY GUY (hisses) You don’t seem to get it, you bashed my car and you are shouting baba no vex, baba no vex, I don’t care what you have to do, I want this mirror fixed. A policeman hearing their conversation walks to them AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN Wetin dey happen for here? CAMRY GUY This man bashed my car (pointing at the driver) DRIVER Oga no be like Cuts in CHUKWUDI Na like dat, i say watch your side , you no hear ,u see your conductor ? regal dy worry am AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN Okay, okay, Mr man(to driver) , give him something to repair his mirror( to camry guy) DRIVER (nods his head) Brings out ruffled 1000 naira notes from his pocket Gives the camry guy some of the money, as the camry man enters his car and zoom off. DRIVER (CONT’D) Thank you. As he tries to walk back to his bus AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN hey, hey mr man come back come back, na why i no like to dey help you people, i walk from my office-come here- help u settle am - u kan dy tell me thank you. DRIVER Oga.. AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN Wetin, oga wetin , na thank you i go chop ,find me something ? I never chop dis morning ,find me something. CONDUCTOR Oga forget am , baba leave am ha leave dat one. As the policeman get infuriated by the conductor words AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN My friend, shut up ,i go take you go station, roger ,roger... CHUKWUDI (barely audible) Give him something, make we dey go, abi na hear we wan sleep? MRS ADEYANJU Abi o CHUKWUDI Give am , give am , sebi na ashawo and regal go collect all ya money, no waste our time for here o , i no get time for rubbish ,conductor conductor give am na.. The conductor can’t take anymore of this CONDUCTOR (gbaaa) The conductor lands him a slap on his face CHUKWUDI My eye, eh eh, my eye, you dn die today Lift his hands up and ready to fight the conductor, the conductor gives him a dirty blow on his face as fight erupt between the two DRIVER Leave dem, leave dem, make dem fight, were’ , oloshi( to chukwudi) AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN (stand watching them) Conductor pushes chukwudi as he goes flying into a nearby gutter, conductor rushes with him into the gutter and pounces on chukwudi. AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN (CONT’D) Stop stop , I say stop , come come.. come here Chukwudi and conductor both walk towards the policeman CHUKWUDI Sir, arrest him CONDUCTOR Foolish man , stupid man AGGRESIVE POLICEMAN Both of you , follow me.. The passengers stand by watching as the drama unfolds MRS ADEYANJU My change o ,conductor change, change The policeman drags both of them away. Driver enters his bus and the journey continues.. |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by ARareGem(f): 11:03pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Well, there's humour in it. So Chukwudi's all mouth? |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by ayopo10(m): 1:07am On Oct 07, 2013 |
nice piece |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by prof800(m): 2:32am On Oct 07, 2013 |
hahaha...I see slapstick in this...very funny. |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by Obinnau(m): 11:27am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Grabs popcorn. Waiting for more updates. |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by Kslib(m): 12:18pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
lol!! Nice one.. .. .. All izz well! |
Re: THE LUXURIOUS RIDE (A Short Script) by Nobody: 9:26am On Oct 08, 2013 |
ha!, the comments are so friendly , i was not really pleased with the way i posted this script on nairaland, it was all clustered and not like how i wrote it on my first draft app on my laptop, if anyone knows how i can post it to make it very readable in a proper script format without copy and paste format ,please you can let me know. |
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