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Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else, One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you, " but the girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened, She said "The bastard used coins!" |
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
empheroh why is dat u love posting the same joke any time u post? where have u been? miss u somehow |
Re: Fa$t $ex by Jeovy(m): 2:35pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Very Stale |
Re: Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
CLEMCYKUL My work can be somewhat tedious Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me. Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki Before i sack her |
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
i will do dat for u |
Re: Fa$t $ex by mohawkchic(f): 5:49pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
~ ~ I like ~ |
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Jul 02, 2008 |
heyy emphie, good morn, how was ur nite? |
Re: Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 3:04pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
Hey dearie It was cool. And urs? I hope the water bed i bought was caressing enough I just hope u didn't c, Any results on the assignments i gave you? Waiting to know how all these infidels got into Kuvukiland Just because i went on AWOL |
Re: Fa$t $ex by JUNIT1(m): 3:14pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
clemcykul:u a man Emperoh:u also a man clemcykul: BUNCH OF gays |
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
plus u making the bunch tyte |
Re: Fa$t $ex by tufe(m): 5:22pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
men newbies don plenty for here die. . . good, very good. hope there are now more chics in kuvuki? the chief wud be back pretty soon clem u know every na |
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