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Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2008
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged
to someone else,

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you, " but the girl said "NO."
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened,

She said "The bastard used coins!"
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2008
empheroh why is dat u love posting the same joke any time u post?

where have u been? miss u somehow grin
Re: Fa$t $ex by Jeovy(m): 2:35pm On Jul 01, 2008
Very Stale
Re: Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2008
CLEMCYKUL
My work can be somewhat tedious
Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me.
Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here
I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki
Before i sack her grin
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2008
i will do dat for u wink kiss kiss kiss lipsrsealed shocked
Re: Fa$t $ex by mohawkchic(f): 5:49pm On Jul 01, 2008
~ shocked~ I like grin~
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Jul 02, 2008
heyy emphie, good morn, how was ur nite?
Re: Fa$t $ex by Emperoh(m): 3:04pm On Jul 02, 2008
Hey dearie
It was cool. And urs? I hope the water bed i bought was caressing enough
I just hope u didn't c,

Any results on the assignments i gave you?
Waiting to know how all these infidels got into Kuvukiland
Just because i went on AWOL
Re: Fa$t $ex by JUNIT1(m): 3:14pm On Jul 02, 2008
clemcykul:

empheroh why is that u love posting the same joke any time u post?

where have u been? miss u somehow grin
u a man

Emperoh:

CLEMCYKUL
My work can be somewhat tedious
Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me.
Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here
I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki
Before i sack her grin
u also a man

clemcykul:

i will do that for u wink kiss kiss kiss lipsrsealed shocked

BUNCH OF gays
Re: Fa$t $ex by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Jul 02, 2008
plus u making the bunch tyte
Re: Fa$t $ex by tufe(m): 5:22pm On Jul 02, 2008
men newbies don plenty for here die. . . good, very good. hope there are now more chics in kuvuki? the chief wud be back pretty soon cheesy

clem u know every na wink

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