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| Love Story by Solocent: 4:11am On Jul 02, 2008 |
A Love Story I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you. And you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu |
| Re: Love Story by Cayon(f): 11:40am On Jul 02, 2008 |
I love this. actually i wasn't thinking about the flu. hehehehehee   |
| Re: Love Story by dups10(f): 1:51pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
old story. |
| Re: Love Story by mohawkchic(f): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
~ Very Kwel  ~ |
| Re: Love Story by ituen(m): 5:10am On Jul 04, 2008 |
Cayon: Na today you know say u don spoil? |
| Re: Love Story by RSA(m): 8:33am On Jul 04, 2008 |
Talking about love DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacis t's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.' |
| Re: Love Story by ituen(m): 8:40am On Jul 04, 2008 |
too old a joke to be used on NLD |
| Re: Love Story by RSA(m): 8:45am On Jul 04, 2008 |
Apology to my naija friend,salute to my naija friend,he!he!heh to my naija friend.(I apologise with a song) |
| Re: Love Story by ituen(m): 12:22am On Jul 05, 2008 |
apology accepted |
| Re: Love Story by Amanijuls: 10:52am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Senior senior |
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