VERY FUNNY, LAUGH WIT ME....

Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning
That Needs Urgent Attention!
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in
bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while
poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-
sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you
become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in
her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk =
blood tonic
Na tru or na lie?
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Don't spoil the fun

Igbo men like money

Having jeep na sign of wealth.

Paying tithes means God will bless you

Calling your pastor Daddy this and Daddy that.

First class means a good job

All white girls like African men because of their big congo

Coming back from abroad means you are coming to spray everybody in the area with money.

Eating meat before finishing food makes you a thief.

Fruits and vegetable should be eaten only when you want to lose weight.

Amala is for only Yoruba people.