* Every Sunday= Rice Meal.
* All Northerners are Muslims.
* All Calabar Ladies are good in bed.
* Rich Hausa Men are Alhaji, while poor ones are Aboki.
* On a date the guy should the bill.
* Wise akpors always post funny jokes.
* The older child must Wed....
* When travel abroad you become rich...
* Every noodles naa Indomiee..
* No sex on fist date
(dnt touch me, we just met)
* No Calabar is a virgin....
* Igbo girls like Money..
* Yoruba girls are dirt
* Mix maltina & peak milk= blood tonic
* Any area boy na chelsea fans... Abi I lie?

Gooooood morning nairlanders.....






Share ur own thougt as welll





let there be fun here



kip it rocking




B'cos the world is coming to an end

If girl too fine nd fair,she b mammy water.
Most calabar names are error to d computer.

Al naija police re corrupt
If u be agbero, u no fit prosper again
If u dey smoke, u be bad person
If u go shoprite for ibadan, u go snap picso
If ur pickin na DaDa, na prophet
Over 500 companies don buy naija light now, buh na still UP NEPA
If ur 12yrs shirt tear, igbo wit fake
If u geh car for ur village u don become big person

If they see laptop for ur hand, u don become yahoo boi

If they see u dey fresh, money don come be dat.......