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Things Men And Women Want by Jerry24kay(m): 8:17pm On Oct 11, 2013
HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a
psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of
space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes
Re: Things Men And Women Want by olukayoday(m): 12:40am On Oct 12, 2013
wow......u r a gud story teller
Re: Things Men And Women Want by Jerry24kay(m): 10:30pm On Oct 13, 2013
thank you .. town crier

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