Let’s get to business……
(Light dims, curtain opens)
It all starts with one of ma friends
He had spent almost two semesters,
Chasing and hunting down dis particular girl,
But no service mein!!!!
She just felt my friend was not good enough for her or maybe something else, because any move he was making was yielding no results….
He took it from all d modern known means,
Down to ancient methods.
writing perfumed letters,folded in a heart shape….
Sending flowers with notes,
Bribing her friends to keep chocolates and various other goodies under her pillow…
Wetin remain sef
Na to stand for her room window for night,
Throw stone…den when she come outside
He begins singing with a romantic band he must have put together
Which of course will be comprised of me and some other junkies….
But as e be say
We no sabi sing and all,
We made sure he stuck to all he had been doing…abeg!! We no want wahala…
Beht Girls eh!!!!
Kai!!!
Dat my guy suffer ahn!! Ahn!!.
Phone calls….
Text messages
Recharge cards…which d gal neva accepted instead sef on one ocassion she send am back plus extra ontop….check out na…
Even me sef follow dey compose poems give am.
Inshort let’s just say that it was a collective effort by all of us…
To make sure say….she dey mad?…she must gree joor!!!!
But I must say….
D girl fine sha…
If you see shape eh….choi!!!
She set pass mathset…..
Her English na die….
Few people live after hearing it
Walking step na mental….
Fit put u for yabaLeft….
Smile na heiiiiiiiiiiii smh(shake my head)
Eyes na hypertension
staring @it na @owners risk…
And she come know say she fine…
So d shakara na highest…
Beht eh After months of toasting
Incessant fasting…(cos d idiot don spend most of him money finish…and our money too…)
And Countless praying….
The Lord answered his/our prayer….
Igbo woman’s voice:Umu chineke eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Lorttt is gooooooodtttt…….
I say the Lordtttt isi gooooodttt ooooo….
Hmmmmmmm
She agreed….
And we also found out that she had long been liking him.
She just wanted to make a brova sweat.
Y girls Y do y’all do dis Just tell me y?
I remember d day our man brought d news
We went to eismann(a prominent bar in school,)to celebrate
Popped drinks,poured on him
People wen see us go think say dem don award us contract…
Smh shey? Yeah we know.
The dating started
My friend was of bestest(allow me pls)behaviour.
Him no wan hear story Say bird born four children nine come die.
And we understood his plight.
His ranking in school also increased…
As per dater of arguably d prettiest gal in skool.
D gal sef she sabi grab attention.
She Holds his hands in school.
gives him pda(public display of affection)
Eiyaaa!!!!
we were so all happy for them
It was all so romantic**brings out handkerchief**
So touching**sniffs**
So
So…OMG!!!!
Now am gettin all emotional and I wanna cry
My man was in love**bursts into tears**
LoL
Omo I must mention that d pda dey reach us too.
So yeah!!!! We were happy for him…..
Like really really happy….
Then at last….
She decides to come n spend d night…

Following with immediate effect
nice write-up but why is it in jokes section?
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agadez007: Following with immediate effect
nice write-up but why is it in jokes section?
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sorry, my mistake.
Moved to literature section.
Una & dis 1st to comment ish

yungryce:
sorry, my mistake.
Moved to literature section.
Una & dis 1st to comment ish

i just wanted to know what they feel when they say it
oya,continue the story now

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