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Teachers by Dhurmynick(m): 10:54am On Oct 19, 2013
Two teachers were arguing in the class
and
the students
were watching. Others teachers were
trooping in one
after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious
and combatant fight teachers
maneuverating
themselves in the presence of their
pupils.
CHEMISTRY
TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll balance
your
equation with acid and base.
MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before
I
divide and
subtract your names from our teachers'
list.
CRE TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth,forgiv e
them cos they
do not know what they are doing.
ECONOMICS TEACHER:
What a human behavior,I'll draw a scale of
preference to know who's at fault.
MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack
voices
to win an
argument,your phonet is voiceless,your
treble ,and your
auto lack vocal sound.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century
2013
I'll
compare this fight with that of Iran and
Iraq..
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between
these two species of
Homo sapiens.The knot of your Medula
Oblongata is
loosing I must get a Spanner to stop this
Osmosis.
Lol..who is Rocking?

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