OSOGBO-The management of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY extends the resumption of the new session 2014/2015 session to June 1st 2015 for fresh students and June 15 2015 for returning students. It was made known by the registrar of the school Dr Awoyemi through a press release in the early hours on Monday may 11 2015. The change was made necessary after the kidnap of one of her staff in the faculty of environmental design management EDM. it was gathered that this is the third time the management will come up with a new resumption date. Ifeoma a fresh student of english and education shows express her frustration in an interview with punch says she so much disappointed with the school after staying at home for a year. blessing who is a fresh student of sociology and anthropology cried at the hearing of the new resumption date.

source www.punchng.com/oau-extend-resumption-date






































































am sure some people will rush to click the link.dont die of heart attack oooo... lol


This part of what we call ARO in the great OAU.

HAPPY RESUMPTION IN ADVANCE

This is too expensive! Don't play prank on us again oooo,else ...

Ghydyon:
OSOGBO-The management of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY extends the resumption of the new session 2014/2015 session to June 1st 2015 for fresh students and June 15 2015 for returning students. It was made known by the registrar of the school Dr Awoyemi through a press release in the early hours on Monday may 11 2015. The change was made necessary after the kidnap of one of her staff in the faculty of environmental design management EDM. it was gathered that this is the third time the management will come up with a new resumption date. Ifeoma a fresh student of english and education shows express her frustration in an interview with punch says she so much disappointed with the school after staying at home for a year. blessing who is a fresh student of sociology and anthropology cried at the hearing of the new resumption date.

source www.punchng.com/oau-extend-resumption-date






































































am sure some people will rush to click the link.dont die of heart attack oooo... lol


This part of what we call ARO in the great OAU.

HAPPY RESUMPTION IN ADVANCE

Miracy:

Cool one

madam are u part of Ogun exco now?

SaintRobs:
This is too expensive! Don't play prank on us again oooo,else ...

He must have gotten you

When you get there,ask of room ''M15''(that's where issues like that are being resolved)

Solexy96:


Simply take a bike and tell the rider you are going to Computer centre...
If not, make your way to the senate building(you should know where this is) along the main coming from the halls.
Continue down the road past the faculties of health(on your right) and biological sciences(on your left).
You'd get to the faculty of pharmacy. The computer centre(or lab) is opposite fac. of pharmacy.

Note: Ensure that you don't get to the school of postgraduate studies. It's beyond fac. of pharmacy and comp. centre.

Safe journey!

Ghydyon:
OSOGBO-The management of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY extends the resumption of the new session 2014/2015 session to June 1st 2015 for fresh students and June 15 2015 for returning students. It was made known by the registrar of the school Dr Awoyemi through a press release in the early hours on Monday may 11 2015. The change was made necessary after the kidnap of one of her staff in the faculty of environmental design management EDM. it was gathered that this is the third time the management will come up with a new resumption date. Ifeoma a fresh student of english and education shows express her frustration in an interview with punch says she so much disappointed with the school after staying at home for a year. blessing who is a fresh student of sociology and anthropology cried at the hearing of the new resumption date.

source www.punchng.com/oau-extend-resumption-date/
























am sure some people will rush to click the link.dont die of heart attack oooo... lol


This part of what we call ARO in the great OAU.

HAPPY RESUMPTION IN ADVANCE

this guy almost gave me an heart attack.. Nobody should try this again oo

100 OAU SLANGS AND MEANINGS
complied by lhezyzabeta
1.Ogba femi(femi's compound)---Oaucampus
2.Dobale--(prostrate- a tradition that performing artisite must fulfil before performing
3.Risky burger---fried egg and bread
4.Academics---lecture areas
5.Scabbash--- to pray in tongues
6.Prayo/spirikoko--- a religious person
7.Anglomoz--- love den between two freshmen hostels
8.Blocking--- The sight of a boy and girl together
9.Risky burger......a bread and egg meal
10.Aiye o po(inadequate space).....timeis necessary
11.Aro.... An annoying tease
12.School2...a particular area on campus
13.Aluta continua,Victoria asserts...end note of all announcement
14.No toasting--- a strong disagreement
15.Omo Awo--- guys who tease for fun
16.Faa aluta--- to cause pandemonium
17.Tan gboro--- commuter bus
18.Iwe--- an intelligent person
19.Broda sister wa o(and vice versa)--- welcoming address for a male in a female hostel
20.Baba na u o--- sarcastic/ ironic appraisal
21.Mr Moz--- frequent male visitor in female hostels
22.Moz101--- act of wooing fresh female students
23.Maa goo--- be smart
24.Won get mi--- to fail a course
25.Pam--- score
26.Igi iwe,ESO odo--- one who reads excessively but fails always
27.cest pon kaye--- nobody's business
28.Jacking--- act of reading
29.Jacko/iwe-stramol/jacko-mycine--- one who reads a lot
30.Department of bigbig books--- health sciences
31.Oau choiresters--- law students
32.FFO/Aj--- glutton
33.Fresher---new student
34.Town--- areas outside campus
35.Maximum shishi--- punishment for offenders
36.Floor O--- school's detention room
37.Porter--- security men
38.Jo o--- an excuse or a sarcastic plea
39.wooo Wooo--- go straight to the point
40.Department of EFCC--- faculty of science. Named after the grades the give most: E F and C
41.White house--- faculty of science
42.Yellow house--- department of mathematics
43.Omo mi(my child)-- an aquintance
44.ota lenu(peppery)--something accepted
45.shi(open)-- to fail/ to ignore
46.Quarters--- Staff areas
47.Omi Faborode--- tap water
48.Road 1--- main entrance to campus
49.Boss/egbon---a sophisticated person
50.spagewa--- a meal of spaghetti and beans
51.Concursion/ conkoki--- a hurriedly prepared meal or food lacking necessary ingredient
52.No animal/ without/ no protein--- meal without fish or meat
53.Alaaro--one who does aro
54.singist---a singer
55.humbility---extreme humility
56.Docki---med student
57.Orijo---material for cheating
58.Baskeh bo kot--- basket ball court used for scabbashing
59.Omo ibo--- non Yoruba
60.Hall--- student hostels
61.Death center---schoolclinic
62.Maintenance---female student off campus hostel
63.Kooro--- hidden places
64.Carpenter is a around--- popular carpenter
65.Gp de shake---low Gp
66.Gp make sense---high Gp
67.moremi100,200,300level--- floors in moremi hall
68.ekaro se ma foosho(good morning,wash your clothes)---dry cleaners
69.e-problem--schools eportal
70.Omisore oke,eeyan wa n s(omisore upstairs.some one is downstairs)--usually said in
Awo blocks to warn someone of pouring down
water from tops.
71.Ajose parole---night time out
72.sport's popcorn--- buttered popcorn
73.rishas car---airtime recharge card
74.indospag---meal of spaghetti and indomie
75.Alhaja/Hajia---female Muslim
76.afa---male Muslim
77.Oga---male fellowship executive
78.Mummy---female fellowship executive
79.Esko/Exco--- executive
80.Parade---take an offender round the school
81.ko Funny---boring performance or hardship
82.Amarachi---any wayward female
83.As e de hot---intense circumstance
84.La cram la pour,la pass la graduate--- slang used after a frustrated effort of trying to understand a course.
85.efficiency--- someone who is too unnecessarily involved in something
86.Corner--- one's portion of hostel room
87.ise to ta(peppery work)--- job well done
88.omo wa ni(our child)---popular person
89.Iwe factorial--- brilliant student
90.kawe yo/kawe ju(over read)- hypes for an unserious person
91.omo la toro iwe labi(we begged for a child,but begot a book)---brilliant person
92.Ose igberaga(periodof pride)---- resumption
93.Ife gbeyin(end of ife)--- exam period/ when provisions are finished
94.PDP,power,APC,change----a cheer for attention
95.Ogun malaria(malariadrugs)--- any drug at all,given by health center pharmacists
96.Laana---- to fail a course
97.won get mi(I have been caught)--- to fail a course/ get a grade least expected
98.Won fun mi ni 40E(I was given 40E)---- to score 40E
99.F and F---a popular restuarant in school called forks and fingers
100.Mi ole wa ku ,Alaye longba bsc(i cant kill myself,only the living attains Bsc)--- used after a frustrated effort in understanding a course/ after several hours of reading

Ariyke:
madam are u part of Ogun exco now?

Yes ma'am....

Been a long time oooo. .. How have you been?

Miracy:


Boss mi i greet you... How's you??

As in ehn...It's needed. I'm enjoying myself at home jawe... I cannot come and goan die jawe

My honourable VP enjoy ur self wella.... but no forget NAOSS assignment (Mariam)

Hayhorbhami:
My honourable VP enjoy ur self wella.... but no forget NAOSS assignment (Mariam)

Are you kidding me so my industrious social director is here... God bless my leader

I no fit forget ooo.. .. mi o ni fe teh na

Miracy:


Are you kidding me so my industrious social director is here... God bless my leader

I no fit forget ooo.. .. mi o ni fe teh na

I trust you

BLAF:

Broz,Is d printout the computerized sheet(d one that contains d results of several students) or the one printed from Waecdirect.org?

The one from Waecdirect.org

Ghydyon:
OSOGBO-The management of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY extends the resumption of the new session 2014/2015 session to June 1st 2015 for fresh students and June 15 2015 for returning students. It was made known by the registrar of the school Dr Awoyemi through a press release in the early hours on Monday may 11 2015. The change was made necessary after the kidnap of one of her staff in the faculty of environmental design management EDM. it was gathered that this is the third time the management will come up with a new resumption date. Ifeoma a fresh student of english and education shows express her frustration in an interview with punch says she so much disappointed with the school after staying at home for a year. blessing who is a fresh student of sociology and anthropology cried at the hearing of the new resumption date.

source www.punchng.com/oau-extend-resumption-date






































































am sure some people will rush to click the link.dont die of heart attack oooo... lol


This part of what we call ARO in the great OAU.

HAPPY RESUMPTION IN ADVANCE

i no wan laugh before but i don't know when i started laughing..had it been we av resume ni bai maybe dem kidnappers won't have kidnapped this man..well God knows best sha and whoever did this aro got me

Amarachi---any wayward female

Omo ibo--- non Yoruba

Smh. Funny in a really tribalistic way if you begin to think about how the slangs must have originated.

Not cool and really insensitive when you have a close friend named Amarachi.

9blast:
goodluck babe

thanks

Dammytrager:

don't worry, they wouldn't dare

uumm:

yeah... still here.. living the life.
We "stalites" on campus (I, dammytrager and co.), wish you "freshers" a safe journey.

cool

queenabby:
awfar with ur acc

still far o, my sister

Miracy:


*whispers *I'm actually eyeing the post of the president

You're a law student??

Chai...! Post of the president? You wanna start a feministic revolution ni yen...

But... I agree... It's possible. You'll just need to create a very convincing awareness as to why a female could take-up the role of president.
But you have to start beating the guys to the post early... You need to start from your faculty...

Wow... This conversation is really getting interesting. I love people who love to break-through barriers, think out of the box and aim higher than deemed possible. Its kind of my style

I'm not a law student(i presumed that's what you meant earlier but just had to confirm), I'm a Mechanical Engineering student.

I'd like to continue this conversation elsewhere. Add me up on Whatsapp - 08132210524.
Reply if you concur...

Solexy96:


Chai...! Post of the president? You wanna start a feministic revolution ni yen...

But... I agree... It's possible. You'll just need to create a very convincing awareness as to why a female could take-up the role of president.
But you have to start beating the guys to the post early... You need to start from your faculty...

Wow... This conversation is really getting interesting. I love people who love to break-through barriers, think out of the box and aim higher than deemed possible. Its kind of my style

I'm not a law student(i presumed that's what you meant earlier but just had to confirm), I'm a Mechanical Engineering student.

I'd like to continue this conversation elsewhere. Add me up on Whatsapp - 08132210524.
Reply if you concur...

what of me..should i reply?

SaintRobs:
100 OAU SLANGS AND MEANINGS
complied by lhezyzabeta
1.Ogba femi(femi's compound)---Oaucampus
2.Dobale--(prostrate- a tradition that performing artisite must fulfil before performing
3.Risky burger---fried egg and bread
4.Academics---lecture areas
5.Scabbash--- to pray in tongues
6.Prayo/spirikoko--- a religious person
7.Anglomoz--- love den between two freshmen hostels
8.Blocking--- The sight of a boy and girl together
9.Risky burger......a bread and egg meal
10.Aiye o po(inadequate space).....timeis necessary
11.Aro.... An annoying tease
12.School2...a particular area on campus
13.Aluta continua,Victoria asserts...end note of all announcement
14.No toasting--- a strong disagreement
15.Omo Awo--- guys who tease for fun
16.Faa aluta--- to cause pandemonium
17.Tan gboro--- commuter bus
18.Iwe--- an intelligent person
19.Broda sister wa o(and vice versa)--- welcoming address for a male in a female hostel
20.Baba na u o--- sarcastic/ ironic appraisal
21.Mr Moz--- frequent male visitor in female hostels
22.Moz101--- act of wooing fresh female students
23.Maa goo--- be smart
24.Won get mi--- to fail a course
25.Pam--- score
26.Igi iwe,ESO odo--- one who reads excessively but fails always
27.cest pon kaye--- nobody's business
28.Jacking--- act of reading
29.Jacko/iwe-stramol/jacko-mycine--- one who reads a lot
30.Department of bigbig books--- health sciences
31.Oau choiresters--- law students
32.FFO/Aj--- glutton
33.Fresher---new student
34.Town--- areas outside campus
35.Maximum shishi--- punishment for offenders
36.Floor O--- school's detention room
37.Porter--- security men
38.Jo o--- an excuse or a sarcastic plea
39.wooo Wooo--- go straight to the point
40.Department of EFCC--- faculty of science. Named after the grades the give most: E F and C
41.White house--- faculty of science
42.Yellow house--- department of mathematics
43.Omo mi(my child)-- an aquintance
44.ota lenu(peppery)--something accepted
45.shi(open)-- to fail/ to ignore
46.Quarters--- Staff areas
47.Omi Faborode--- tap water
48.Road 1--- main entrance to campus
49.Boss/egbon---a sophisticated person
50.spagewa--- a meal of spaghetti and beans
51.Concursion/ conkoki--- a hurriedly prepared meal or food lacking necessary ingredient
52.No animal/ without/ no protein--- meal without fish or meat
53.Alaaro--one who does aro
54.singist---a singer
55.humbility---extreme humility
56.Docki---med student
57.Orijo---material for cheating
58.Baskeh bo kot--- basket ball court used for scabbashing
59.Omo ibo--- non Yoruba
60.Hall--- student hostels
61.Death center---schoolclinic
62.Maintenance---female student off campus hostel
63.Kooro--- hidden places
64.Carpenter is a around--- popular carpenter
65.Gp de shake---low Gp
66.Gp make sense---high Gp
67.moremi100,200,300level--- floors in moremi hall
68.ekaro se ma foosho(good morning,wash your clothes)---dry cleaners
69.e-problem--schools eportal
70.Omisore oke,eeyan wa n s(omisore upstairs.some one is downstairs)--usually said in
Awo blocks to warn someone of pouring down
water from tops.
71.Ajose parole---night time out
72.sport's popcorn--- buttered popcorn
73.rishas car---airtime recharge card
74.indospag---meal of spaghetti and indomie
75.Alhaja/Hajia---female Muslim
76.afa---male Muslim
77.Oga---male fellowship executive
78.Mummy---female fellowship executive
79.Esko/Exco--- executive
80.Parade---take an offender round the school
81.ko Funny---boring performance or hardship
82.Amarachi---any wayward female
83.As e de hot---intense circumstance
84.La cram la pour,la pass la graduate--- slang used after a frustrated effort of trying to understand a course.
85.efficiency--- someone who is too unnecessarily involved in something
86.Corner--- one's portion of hostel room
87.ise to ta(peppery work)--- job well done
88.omo wa ni(our child)---popular person
89.Iwe factorial--- brilliant student
90.kawe yo/kawe ju(over read)- hypes for an unserious person
91.omo la toro iwe labi(we begged for a child,but begot a book)---brilliant person
92.Ose igberaga(periodof pride)---- resumption
93.Ife gbeyin(end of ife)--- exam period/ when provisions are finished
94.PDP,power,APC,change----a cheer for attention
95.Ogun malaria(malariadrugs)--- any drug at all,given by health center pharmacists
96.Laana---- to fail a course
97.won get mi(I have been caught)--- to fail a course/ get a grade least expected
98.Won fun mi ni 40E(I was given 40E)---- to score 40E
99.F and F---a popular restuarant in school called forks and fingers
100.Mi ole wa ku ,Alaye longba bsc(i cant kill myself,only the living attains Bsc)--- used after a frustrated effort in understanding a course/ after several hours of reading

thanks for the info

Lyrically:
what of me..should i reply?

Lol... You can bro.

Solexy96:


Chai...! Post of the president? You wanna start a feministic revolution ni yen...

But... I agree... It's possible. You'll just need to create a very convincing awareness as to why a female could take-up the role of president.
But you have to start beating the guys to the post early... You need to start from your faculty...

Wow... This conversation is really getting interesting. I love people who love to break-through barriers, think out of the box and aim higher than deemed possible. Its kind of my style

I'm not a law student(i presumed that's what you meant earlier but just had to confirm), I'm a Mechanical Engineering student.

I'd like to continue this conversation elsewhere. Add me up on Whatsapp - 08132210524.
Reply if you concur...

Let's continue our conversation on whatsapp then

Miracy:

Let's continue our conversation on whatsapp then

Jesus christ son of God!..Miracy is dat you? *in davido's voice* baby you're looking so nice

Lyrically:
Jesus christ son of God!..Miracy is dat you? *in davido's voice* baby you're looking so nice

I'm lost... me for where

Lyrically:
Jesus christ son of God!..Miracy is dat you? *in davido's voice* baby you're looking so nice

Bros, please don't take this the wrong way but that's not how it's done.

This is how to do it:

Solexy96:

Chai...! Post of the president? You wanna start a feministic revolution ni yen...
But... I agree... It's possible. You'll just need to create a very convincing awareness as to why a female could take-up the role of president.
But you have to start beating the guys to the post early... You need to start from your faculty...
Wow... This conversation is really getting interesting. I love people who love to break-through barriers, think out of the box and aim higher than deemed possible. Its kind of my style
I'm not a law student(i presumed that's what you meant earlier but just had to confirm), I'm a Mechanical Engineering student.
I'd like to continue this conversation elsewhere. Add me up on Whatsapp - 08132210524.
Reply if you concur...

#TeamSolexy96

Timmytimmy:


Bros, please don't take this the wrong way but that's not how it's done.

This is how to do it:






#TeamSolexy96

Lolz i totally undastnd you..believe me no hidden agenda just appreciating a beautiful work of God

Miracy:
I'm lost... me for where

ur pishure nah

Ghydyon, are you a stallite?

Lyrically:
Lolz i totally undastnd you..believe me no hidden agenda just appreciating a beautiful work of God

Hidden what?

please, can you explain what you mean by hidden agenda?

Timmytimmy:


Hidden what?

please, can you explain what you mean by hidden agenda?

chairman no fall my hand nah..no be every cloth we dey spread for sun

Timmytimmy:


Hidden what?

please, can you explain what you mean by hidden agenda?

chairman no fall my hand nah..no be every cloth we dey spread for sun..oya shakitibobo!