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Farmer Brown And His Wife by ituen(m): 8:03am On Jul 07, 2008
Farmer Brown and his wife went to the Dr. They told the Dr that Mr. Brown worked in the field and when he felt sexy, he would leave his mules and plow and run to the house. But, by the time he got to the house he was out of the mood. They asked the Dr's advice.

The Dr said? "Why don't you take your shotgun with you to the field. Then when you feel the urge, fire the shotgun and start running to the house. When the wife hears the gun, she should start running toward you. That way, you'll meet half way and everything should be alright. They left.

A few weeks later the Dr saw Mr. Brown in town and asked him how the idea worked out.

Mr. Brown said; "Fine until hunting season started and the wife ran herself to death."
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by clemcykul(f): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2008
aww too bad grin
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by segunpc(m): 8:40am On Jul 07, 2008
hmmmmmmm wink
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by ituen(m): 7:11am On Jul 12, 2008
tnks ya'll
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by ThugLife1(m): 8:36pm On Jul 12, 2008
Ok
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by benjay1(m): 10:39pm On Jul 12, 2008
What a pity.
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by mohawkchic(f): 1:46am On Jul 13, 2008
~aaaaw
Re: Farmer Brown And His Wife by tufe(m): 4:00pm On Jul 13, 2008
i hate sad endings to jokes.

ituen whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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