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In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 9:46am On Oct 21, 2013
Just say one thing you know about Nigeria..



Lemme start
Nigeria is a country dat produces electricity buh doesn't make use of it
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by nora544: 11:20am On Oct 21, 2013
Nigeria has the most fake christian Pastors in the world.
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
A country were people eat in d dream
If u chop beta food before u sleep, nobody go give u food chop for dream
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 6:39pm On Oct 21, 2013
Nigeria is:

A country dat produces light and doesn't use it

A country that is no. 6 in worlds oil largest producers and petrol is expensive to get..

A country dat has illiterates as first ladies

A country dat u spend 7yrs for a 4yr course in its universities..

A country where having a car is a success

A country where only elders are ryt.. D youth shouldnt say anything

A country where people work to feed

A country where people eat in d dream.. If u eat good food b4 ur sleep.. Nobody will give u food in d dream.. Its only d poor dat has d problem of eating in d dream

A country were people struggle and sleep @d embassy for visa to leave d country.. I neva hear say americans dey struggle to enta naija

A country were its only rich men dat board plane.. even locally..

A country dat once had a gorilla as a president.. No be me talk am ooo..

A country dat a yoruba graduate ends up working in d bank.. A banking and finance graduate ends up working in the bread factory...

A country where u send ur father 'pls call me' and he sends 'pls send me credit' back to you

A country where thieves condemn thieves....thieves call a thief THIEF....a country where thieves call themselves politician.

Abeg add ur own.. Evening pals
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Nobody: 10:39am On Oct 13, 2014
Wizpa:
Just say one thing you know about Nigeria..



Lemme start
Nigeria is a country dat produces electricity buh doesn't make use of it

Oga WIZPA please unban me on "Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their
Boyfriends" threat... That guy started it and u banned me! I quoted msgs and that was it... I need to reply and post msgs...tanz!

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