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In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 9:46am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Just say one thing you know about Nigeria.. Lemme start Nigeria is a country dat produces electricity buh doesn't make use of it |
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by nora544: 11:20am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Nigeria has the most fake christian Pastors in the world. |
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 1:36pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
A country were people eat in d dream If u chop beta food before u sleep, nobody go give u food chop for dream |
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Wizpa(m): 6:39pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Nigeria is: A country dat produces light and doesn't use it A country that is no. 6 in worlds oil largest producers and petrol is expensive to get.. A country dat has illiterates as first ladies A country dat u spend 7yrs for a 4yr course in its universities.. A country where having a car is a success A country where only elders are ryt.. D youth shouldnt say anything A country where people work to feed A country where people eat in d dream.. If u eat good food b4 ur sleep.. Nobody will give u food in d dream.. Its only d poor dat has d problem of eating in d dream A country were people struggle and sleep @d embassy for visa to leave d country.. I neva hear say americans dey struggle to enta naija A country were its only rich men dat board plane.. even locally.. A country dat once had a gorilla as a president.. No be me talk am ooo.. A country dat a yoruba graduate ends up working in d bank.. A banking and finance graduate ends up working in the bread factory... A country where u send ur father 'pls call me' and he sends 'pls send me credit' back to you A country where thieves condemn thieves....thieves call a thief THIEF....a country where thieves call themselves politician. Abeg add ur own.. Evening pals |
Re: In One Sentence Describe Nigeria... by Nobody: 10:39am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Wizpa: Oga WIZPA please unban me on "Do Ladies Ever Spend For Their Boyfriends" threat... That guy started it and u banned me! I quoted msgs and that was it... I need to reply and post msgs...tanz! |
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