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Don't Panic by Aspire009: 10:51am On Jul 08, 2008
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a
building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your
daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building"

The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out
through his office window.

While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he
didn't have a daughter named Anna.

When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John.

*Dont PANIC!!*
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Jul 08, 2008
good one aspire009 grin

are u aspiring to be mine? wink
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 11:42am On Jul 08, 2008
Now thats what you call a dumb fool.

@poster, Nice one.
Re: Don't Panic by naijababe2(f): 11:51am On Jul 08, 2008
What did he remember when he hit the ground? Silly man. LOL
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2008
ben e like say u don 4get the guy to be jeovy
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 1:03pm On Jul 08, 2008
~Ooo Yaa maybe he had amnesnia grin . .What a way to die. . cry
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2008
mohawkchic shun that guy, im dull himself. How you dey ?
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:21pm On Jul 08, 2008
@topic
seen it before
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2008
We all have
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:33pm On Jul 08, 2008
then tell the poster sad
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2008
give me im numba make i call am
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2008
how will i get it
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Jul 08, 2008
so u no get walkie talkie?
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 3:34pm On Jul 08, 2008
or talkie walkie . . . grin
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 7:12pm On Jul 08, 2008
Princess don't mind them,see ben?
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2008
ben~jay:

mohawkchic shun that guy, im dull himself. How you dey ?


~Me dey fine oh grin hope you're having a great start of your week !!
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2008
@mohawkchic Nothing really happening down here.
where you dey stay ?
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 10:12pm On Jul 08, 2008
[size=8pt]tries luck else where[/size]
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 08, 2008
lol grin
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 2:09am On Jul 09, 2008
ben~jay:

@mohawkchic Nothing really happening down here.
where you dey stay ?


~ London ~ Do you live in Ghana ?
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 2:12am On Jul 09, 2008
Just came here to have some Fun.
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 2:15am On Jul 09, 2008
ben~jay:

Just came here to have some Fun.

~ ~ Is that a nice way of been evasive about my question? tongue
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 2:17am On Jul 09, 2008
seems you online, why not lets talk better on YIM my id on my profile.
Re: Don't Panic by ituen(m): 5:20am On Jul 09, 2008
benno,

tell the babe ur MISSION and VISION in ghana
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Jul 09, 2008
hin vision/mission na to bang all the babes and frustrate the guys.
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 09, 2008
@All I only came to spread the goodwill of God here in Ghana. grin
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2008
u lie tongue


but carry on
maybe you will meet another chic there grin


@jeovy
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 3:25pm On Jul 09, 2008
Princess darling,Is better we just wish him good luck.
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2008
Thanks children for your show of concern.
Re: Don't Panic by ituen(m): 7:58am On Jul 10, 2008
Chief Ben Jay

Eze Chop 'n' Keep I of Kumasi
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 8:03am On Jul 10, 2008
lol
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 9:41am On Jul 10, 2008
@ituen Eze nackson of NLD, you are the true son of your father.

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