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Don't Panic by Aspire009: 10:51am On Jul 08, 2008 |
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building" The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John. *Dont PANIC!!* |
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Jul 08, 2008 |
good one aspire009 are u aspiring to be mine? |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 11:42am On Jul 08, 2008 |
Now thats what you call a dumb fool. @poster, Nice one. |
Re: Don't Panic by naijababe2(f): 11:51am On Jul 08, 2008 |
What did he remember when he hit the ground? Silly man. LOL |
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
ben e like say u don 4get the guy to be jeovy |
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 1:03pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
~Ooo Yaa maybe he had amnesnia . .What a way to die. . |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
mohawkchic shun that guy, im dull himself. How you dey ? |
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:21pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
@topic seen it before |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
We all have |
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:33pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
then tell the poster |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
give me im numba make i call am |
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
how will i get it |
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 2:29pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
so u no get walkie talkie? |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 3:34pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
or talkie walkie . . . |
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 7:12pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
Princess don't mind them,see ben? |
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~Me dey fine oh hope you're having a great start of your week !! |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
@mohawkchic Nothing really happening down here. where you dey stay ? |
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 10:12pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
[size=8pt]tries luck else where[/size] |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 10:14pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 2:09am On Jul 09, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~ London ~ Do you live in Ghana ? |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 2:12am On Jul 09, 2008 |
Just came here to have some Fun. |
Re: Don't Panic by mohawkchic(f): 2:15am On Jul 09, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~ ~ Is that a nice way of been evasive about my question? |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 2:17am On Jul 09, 2008 |
seems you online, why not lets talk better on YIM my id on my profile. |
Re: Don't Panic by ituen(m): 5:20am On Jul 09, 2008 |
benno, tell the babe ur MISSION and VISION in ghana |
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Jul 09, 2008 |
hin vision/mission na to bang all the babes and frustrate the guys. |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
@All I only came to spread the goodwill of God here in Ghana. |
Re: Don't Panic by princesa(f): 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
u lie but carry on maybe you will meet another chic there @jeovy |
Re: Don't Panic by Jeovy(m): 3:25pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
Princess darling,Is better we just wish him good luck. |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
Thanks children for your show of concern. |
Re: Don't Panic by ituen(m): 7:58am On Jul 10, 2008 |
Chief Ben Jay Eze Chop 'n' Keep I of Kumasi |
Re: Don't Panic by clemcykul(f): 8:03am On Jul 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Don't Panic by benjay1(m): 9:41am On Jul 10, 2008 |
@ituen Eze nackson of NLD, you are the true son of your father. |
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