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Tech Support by tytylayor: 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2008
Technical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
Re: Tech Support by Nobody: 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2008
Half lol . . . grin
Re: Tech Support by tytylayor: 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2008
close ya tit ma men
Re: Tech Support by Nobody: 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2008
grin  grin  grin u jelos go blosh yurs  grin  grin  grin
Re: Tech Support by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Nov 12, 2008
he na never seen a brush before, so how can he brush his mouth?
Re: Tech Support by Raysima(f): 4:24am On Nov 13, 2008
lloll. . . @joke cool
Re: Tech Support by yysl: 8:16am On Nov 13, 2008
no le le cool cool cool
Re: Tech Support by Nautillus(m): 9:27am On Nov 13, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 9:37am On Nov 13, 2008
dumby smiley
Re: Tech Support by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Nov 13, 2008
dumbino
Re: Tech Support by tytylayor: 11:26am On Nov 13, 2008
no mind am
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 1:07pm On Nov 13, 2008
yeye fowl angry
Re: Tech Support by Raysima(f): 9:07pm On Nov 13, 2008
agreek tolotolo. . lipsrsealed
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 10:59am On Nov 14, 2008
lol smiley
Re: Tech Support by tytylayor: 11:21am On Nov 14, 2008
Cbase
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 11:29am On Nov 14, 2008
Present Ma smiley
Re: Tech Support by princesa(f): 2:14pm On Nov 14, 2008
@poster
i see no more dry jokes wink
good girl grin
Re: Tech Support by sylve11: 7:30pm On Nov 14, 2008
@tyty (ololufemi)
that joke's funny, keep it up kiss
Re: Tech Support by sylve11: 7:39pm On Nov 14, 2008
clemcykul:

dumbino

very close to robinho grin
Re: Tech Support by spenchuks(m): 7:40pm On Nov 14, 2008
who told u?
Re: Tech Support by sylve11: 7:41pm On Nov 14, 2008
you of of course!
Re: Tech Support by spenchuks(m): 7:44pm On Nov 14, 2008
confused
Re: Tech Support by unix4real1(m): 10:15pm On Nov 14, 2008
this joke is f****ing funny
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 10:52am On Nov 15, 2008
Who called Me. undecided
Re: Tech Support by princesa(f): 12:28pm On Nov 15, 2008
hallucinating now dude
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 2:12pm On Nov 15, 2008
I keep hearing this voices in ma head

CB you're the Man
CB Princesa is a witch, run
CB Studio's Gay
CB Spenchuks's lost in Abuja cleaning toilets


i dont know but I think am Losing it, I dont want to be Jeovy, or Tufe, Pls what do i do, Help a good man save his soul sad
Re: Tech Support by princesa(f): 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2008
enrol first in yaba left psychatry grin
move all the money in your account to mine cool
and always treat me like a lady embarassed
that will help cheesy
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 2:35pm On Nov 15, 2008
princesa:

move all the money in your account to mine cool

No worry Thank You, I'm beta Now, the Voices don stop as you talk dis one grin

princesa:

and always treat me like a lady embarassed

Haven't I been doing so, Lady?, have I eva done otherwise? grin
Re: Tech Support by Gabry(f): 2:36pm On Nov 15, 2008
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 1:05pm On Nov 16, 2008
after all ur sojourn for wisdom, you still dey confuse, You no get cure be dat angry
Re: Tech Support by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2008
see yabbing
Re: Tech Support by cbase: 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2008
where am, Clem you dey see double?, wer u see Dyabma?

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