[size=15pt]yeah house, check this out too. .maybe its old idk, but its new to me.




An older lady gets pulled over for speeding,

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to
see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls
for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer

slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Off icer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman
steps out
of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and
murdered
the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to
the
officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the
owne r.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


Don't Mess With Older Ladies!! [/size]

there are many who abuse the priveleges the lord bestowed upon them as well as use others for their own gain. rest assured, they will be tried accordingly. and every account on earth shall be returned to them in a neat, tightly wound package, so sayeth the lord.

am a little lost here

nice

whats nice

@Tufe you don come back dey put mouth for wetin no concern you ??

lysaaa on my thread!


*wears trousers,* i dey come fyte u, see dis babe o

yes lysaa
what are you doing in her thread and sewing machine
u wanna make yourself some nice bikinis
make for me too

good morning , good evening and good fucking afternoon ,

f*****ck u too jare

Na who you won Bleep 2 ?, bad habbit

go sleep jare

he would have nightmares

force me now

u knoe say na wetin i dey like

*bundles him and flings him on the bed* ok dude sleep on

I call on God to give you the strength to do that , ,

"Hiss",you know God?

J E O V Y , Abi you want make God vess for you ?

no be today dem start to dey vex for am

lol Clemcy baba

Kay,now you are happy

Good morning , lets be polite ooo , today , new day has *****

You mean you want to be polite today

***hiss****

hehehe ,I be wan say thank God

Thank God say ?

You wan dey polite for once in your life time

Wetin come be this now ? I no like am ooo, na message

princesa, i know say u dey like swimming and tannning wella, i go sew one deaf and dumb bikini for u when nor send anybody. ohh!! e go blind too 

Wetin she dey talk , ?Umm na God dey protect person for here ,

from snakes?

gbe nu e so n jare