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A Typical Nigerian by Dannylux: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2013
This is a good imagery of a typical Nigerian.. my point of view.
A Typical Nigerian:
1. politician will praise Nigerian universities and still send his kids abroad to study.
2. Profess his love for Nigeria and still Dodge environmental sanitation.
3. Will ask why the country isn't progressing when He has never paid tax.
4. Criticize leaders but failed as a mere functionary in school.
5. derail a thread on nairaland just to get cheap attention.
6. wouldn't comment cuz He didn't make the first page.
7. would expect the best result after poor preparation for the exam.
8. smiles while reading this cuz it feels like reading his own biography.
9. would hate you for being better than him.
10. complains of racism but curses other tribes in his country.
11. Calls Nigeria corrupt but still tries to bribe his way through every problem.
12. Says whatsapp is better than Bbm cuz He hasn't used Bbm..
13. would preach to you on the need for forgiveness when he's still having a big family dispute.
14. copies every negative culture of oyibo people neglecting the good part.
15. Insults you for being traditional but goes extreme miles to learn another man's traditions.
16. Calls someone who gives her attention and care clingy and runs after the heartbreaker.
17. would copy this to another site and stand to take the credit.
18. wants to make heaven not cuz He loves God but because he's afraid of hell.
19. wants to make quick money but isn't ready to take big risks.
20. writes a book on how to be successful but still lives with his parents.
21.Sings ain't got no worries with 6 months old rent
Add yours grin

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Re: A Typical Nigerian by Jordanmusa(m): 12:40pm On Oct 26, 2013
Yes! First to comment!
Re: A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 26, 2013
Lmao grin
Re: A Typical Nigerian by stevewale(m): 9:59am On Oct 27, 2013
Preach against indecent dressing and yet get carried away whenever he sees exposed cleavage

@OP ... Nice one

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