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Happy Birthday To Dame Patience Jonathan by adisa204(m): 11:32am On Oct 27, 2013
Wishing the very first lady of the country a happy birthday.just to celebrate her ill quote some of her famous speeches.
Among her many grammatical
exploits
include:
1. My husband and Sambo IS a
good people.
2. The President was once a
child and the
Senators were once A children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of
HIS children.
5. The people sitting before you
were once A
children.
6. Yes,we are all happy for the
effort, it is not
easy to CARRY second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press
men after Female Under- 19 FIFA
World Cup).
7. The bombers, who born
them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once A
children now A adult now they
are bombing
women and children making
some children a
WIDOW.
8. My heart feels sorry for
these children who
have become widows for loosing
their
parents
for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our
fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALIT
Y.
10. Thank God the Doctors and
Nurses are
responding to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself
instead of
committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his
MANHOOD lives on.
13. President did not eaten
since morning
14 I donate me and my family on
behalf of
N20million
I wish her more fruitful years
ahead with long
life,prosperity and more
grammatical
splendour......
............... ...............
............HAP PY
BIRTHDAY TO THE FIRST LADY**

Re: Happy Birthday To Dame Patience Jonathan by fasho01(m): 12:35pm On Oct 27, 2013
lol. HBD Dame PEJ
Re: Happy Birthday To Dame Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2013
Lol,madam,apart from your english


looosssseeeee some weight.stop sagging everywhere

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