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African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by Agimor(m): 7:05am On Oct 28, 2013 |
1. When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives (Kenya) 2. The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem (Ethiopia) 3. A short man is not a boy (Nigeria) 4. No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams (Nigeria) 5. It requires a lot of carefullness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana) 6. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles) 7. The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria) 8. An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb (Ghana) 9. The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay (Niger) 10. If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there (Uganda) 11. There is no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon) 12. A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles (Guinea) 13. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers (Nigeria) WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVOURITE? |
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by Suzie0(f): 7:27am On Oct 28, 2013 |
Space reserved |
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by GentleMimi: 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
number 13...lol! |
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by Youngsage: 2:32pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
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Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
space booked |
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by gluv01(f): 7:36pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
Old woman and dry bones |
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Your Ribs by Freiburger(m): 1:38pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Small pikin wey say e parents no go sleep, e self no go sleep. |
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