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| General Equations And Statistics! by mizkay(f): 12:39pm On Jun 11, 2006 |
You MUST read this. Hilarious! My sister sent it to me, I just loved it! [b]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.[/b] |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Shentz(f): 9:08pm On Jun 11, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by ioday(f): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2006 |
That is the KOKO!!!  |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by belloti(m): 1:24pm On Jun 15, 2006 |
Come to think of it. if all u girls are aware of these inadequacies, cant you do something about it? esp the relationship craps. |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Mystique(f): 7:56am On Jun 28, 2006 |
It aint crap belloti, But its really funny,  |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by jydon(m): 2:38pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
| ;Dcool |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by belloti(m): 2:00pm On Jun 29, 2006 |
Mystique, Its not funny cos its real |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Mystique(f): 4:00pm On Jun 29, 2006 |
@ Belloti, It's not TOTALLY real, datz why its a joke, GET IT   |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by belloti(m): 6:04pm On Jun 29, 2006 |
Mystique, we do it this way Can you pick out the unreal ones? |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Mystique(f): 7:35am On Jul 03, 2006 |
Happiness  |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by diddy4(m): 7:55am On Jul 03, 2006 |
funny. |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Mystique(f): 9:23am On Jul 03, 2006 |
@ Diddy: Whats's Funny |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by diddy4(m): 1:35pm On Jul 03, 2006 |
the joke or aint it funny? |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by belloti(m): 2:47pm On Jul 03, 2006 |
Mystique: I guess you are right here, Then you also seem to agree with remaining |
| Re: General Equations And Statistics! by Mystique(f): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
Okaaaaaay  |
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