-Mr Cork-:


..THE LIGHT SKIN FEMALE (every guys dream)

Naturally, you guys r scared to toast light skin females coz u lack swaaga & normaly broke ... No worries...SOLUTION...Being a playa in the game from London, I will help yor confidence so u don’t look like mugu..You will be great liek hero.....Anyways, please follow the steppings:

Step 1: ..when u see the babe walking towards u, juss chin her & pretend she aint all that..truss me...she will notice u & ask for yor digit (They aint use to guys ignoring them)...truss me!

Step 2: .. Only toast babes who r 40% lighter than others,..this way, she will feel u have standard & guess what..she will think u r rich! (truss me)

Step 3:.. anytime they ask u to take them to restaurant & u broke..juss say this: *sweery, I am fasting*... . This is the best way to escape spending & save yor moiney! (truss me)

Step 4; ..no oofeinse but homebased guys normaly dress like boy Alinko* ( first son of Papa Ajasco)..How on earth in 2013 do u expect to compete for light skin babe when u dress like Nigerian Rapper, huh? (no ofeinsese) ..anyways..

Step 5: ..Light skin babes look liek half cast so please..stop chattin them up in *Yoruba , Ibo or pigeon english*...YOU NEED TO STOP THIS: serriously!...Speak English grammer!!

Guys This is yor chance to Impress to get respect... LETS GO!!

*Falls from heaven*

Is everything a joke?
Why was this thread moved to this place

*faints after reading step 4*
















I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MR. CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #no homo
at least, I laughed ...bad day turned good!

Hehehehehe funny enough, some of this things are true. Mr cockey

Mr Cork will recieve an award for best jokes section poster;DTalk about a talented fool

Popowaa: Mr Cork will recieve an award for best jokes section poster;DTalk about a talented fool

...sweery don't worry., u will be lightskin one day...we need to work on it

-Mr Cork-:


...sweery don't worry., u will be lightskin one day...we need to work on it

I love my complexion,it cannot be found in any store hence cannot be bought.My colour is damn expensive

Popowaa: I love my complexion,it cannot be found in any store hence cannot be bought.My colour is damn expensive

Me likey


Just be who you are


#TeamBlackIsBeautiful

Iaz93: Is everything a joke?
Why was this thread moved to this place

Me sef keep wondering ooo.


Is everything a joke? Mods,please advise!

Iaz93: *faints after reading step 4*
















I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MR. CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #no homo
at least, I laughed ...bad day turned good!

Me self. Mr.Cork always make my day. I wished he is being paid for his jokes. Sometimes,his use of the 'anger' emoticon,make his thread interesting.


By the way,is he a Nigerian? Or does he have any link with Nigeria?

Danhumprey: Me likey


Just be who you are


#TeamBlackIsBeautiful

Danhumprey: Me self. Mr.Cork always make my day. I wished he is being paid for his jokes. Sometimes,his use of the 'anger' emoticon,make his thread interesting.


By the way,is he a Nigerian? Or does he have any link with Nigeria?

LOL
Exactly! That anger emoticon

Cork is Nigerian for sure.

Khalessi: Mr cork, popowaa won't stop till she get your coćk.

What exactly is wrong with this gal?

Danhumprey: What exactly is wrong with this gal?

homesteady:

Seriously,I'm wondering. She can be wild,freaky,funny and naughty at the same time.

Khalessi: Mr cork, popowaa won't stop till she get your coćk.

And what if i tell you i want ur punny

Popowaa: And what if i tell you i want ur punny

..WHAT?... U wanna eat her punny? ....Dammm I love leesbbians!

-Mr Cork-:


..WHAT?... U wanna eat her punny? ....Dammm I love leesbbians!

Psycho