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Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Come in for the best Jokes of the popular Yo' Momma genre..... Feel free to add yours, please.... |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:06pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory... 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo Momma is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.... |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:09pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo momma do ugly, she made Onions cry.... |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing..... 3 Likes |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by valicious1(m): 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo momma z so fat wen she passd by d t.v screen u missed 3 episodes. 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheedy407(m): 10:23pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Yo mama is so hairy that she barbs punk hair style in her pussy |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by propzncribz: 11:32pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
You momma is so dumb, she gave birth to you |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Maximus85(m): 12:23am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo Mama is so fat...her picture fell off the wall. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Maximus85(m): 12:24am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo Mama Is so short....her legs shows in her passport photograph. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 6:35am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo momma is so ugly.. her birth certificate reads expired |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 6:38am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo mama is so ugly.. She went into an haunted house and came back with a job application |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 6:41am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo mama is so stupid.. she puts lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind. 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 6:44am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo mama is so fat.. people jog around her for exercise 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 6:49am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo mama is so stupid. she studies for an HIV test 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 7:51am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo momma so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a blue-tooth |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 7:54am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red dress, people think the bus is coming |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'sorry, no professionals' |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 8:05am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention! |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by tompat86(m): 6:27pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Yeske2(m): 9:20pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Loving this. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 9:47pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo Momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 9:52pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo momma so stupid, she was yelling into the mailbox, we ask her what's she doing, she said she's sending a voice mail |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 9:53pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo momma so stupid she tries to eat an iPhone cos it has apple on it |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by sheelay(m): 10:06pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by abohrandy: 11:52pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by abohrandy: 11:53pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by abohrandy: 11:56pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by abohrandy: 11:57pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 9:53am On Nov 11, 2013 |
Yo mama is so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven! 1 Like |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Nobody: 10:48am On Nov 11, 2013 |
sheelay: Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...lwkmdoo |
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by wascolee(m): 10:09pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in a monster truck it became a low rider |
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