Eze Promoe: I consider my self a man of serendipity, creating this thread in honour of the rare genius and prowess of our time.
She celebrates her birthday today, the 2nd November! Before now, I promised her something special and I'm here to fulfil this promised.

I. THE GODDESS CALLED ITSMODELLA
She is wise, you can surmise
She is a queen, you have seen
She is one in a million, of more value than the Frankel stallion,
She is Nairaland's empress, moreover a GODDESS!

A lady of valour and sense of humour,
A lady of mental dexterity, which is distinct from mediocrity,
A lady that is a model, even the noble,
I salute you Miss Prowess, the GODDESS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

II. SWEET MODELLA
She is very pleasing to the eyes, and very lovely to be with.
Her posts exhilarates the bored
She is a succor to the sprained mind
She is one character that you will never want forget in a jiffy
She is an edifice when she is brought before her peers.
The sweetest thing here is that she is my friend.

III. TO MY DEAR FRIEND
On this day several years ago, a gift was given to the world, and cyber word have had its own share of this gift by your sign up on this forum.
Blessed be the day when you where born, that was when joy was restored to your family. You are a source of inspiration to all those who follow you.
As we remember this day as your day of birth, I pray that your days shall be long on this earth.
Long live, Good Health, Abundant Food on your table and more wisdom added to the one you already have.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

IV. SEVEN QUALITIES OF MODELLA
Modest: She is the coolest personality I've seen online. If you know her very well, you'll agree with me that she is a fan of originality. She is easy to go with.

Outstanding: She's one in a million, and would distinctly stand out of the crowd. Her presence online always catches everyone's attention. When ever you are on a fast scroll on Nairaland, and you go part green fonts, you would agree with me that you will take the scroll upwards to read from the intellectual post from the beautiful poster.

Daring: She is one lady that you can never intimidate, even if you are Nairaland's most notorious e-bully, rather she will make you to appear stupid. Remember also that she's defiant to brokedness

Entertaining: She also got that moderate sense of humour which would never be offensive. She is also a big fan of entertainment in general, be it movie, series, reality etc.

Loving: She has the noblest nature, the sweetest soul and the most loving personality. Whatever she gives to you from the bottom of her heart is divine.

Learned: She has got a vast knowledge of everything that happens all around her. She have proven with time that she is not a novice, especially when it comes to the world of entertainment.

Astute: Her accurate sense of judgement is fascinating as vividly witnessed in some threads where the OP might need urgent help. She is a good counsellor and adviser to the downcast. GOD BLESS HER!

On behalf of me and your entire followers, admirers, other friends and well wishers, I wish you [size=24pt]A HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/size]

Emyo:
This is serious!!!!
hope all these is not to get an I.V?

Emyo:
This is serious!!!!
hope all these is not to get an I.V?

E<R>F:


It doesn't matter, so far you and her get the point which is:







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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITz MODELLA!



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Live long, and excel!

Representing!!

My birthday is tomorrow. (Nov. 2)

ItsModella: Wow....thanks guys for the kind words, they are truly appreciated.

Eze, thank you very much for this thread. Your opening post is really deep and knowing/chatting with you has always been a pleasure. Thanks once again for the wishes

joeydozzy: ISIKUZOOOOOOOO!!!!

My ogbunike princess, on behalf of me na ndi no spirit worldu, we say congrats for your +1 and pray you reap more good than you sow. 3 gbosas for you

GBOSA
GBOSA
GBOSAAAAAAA!!

Now come and appease the Gods with isi ewu and Ooh Mpa else you'll be sleeping in the cell after the party

adaobi123: Wow. Eze your love for itsmodella is serious.

Anyways happy birthday dear. Enjoy yourself !!!

Thanks sweetie

ItsModella:
Thanks boss but gini bu ooh mpa?

Emyo:
This is serious!!!!
hope all these is not to get an I.V?

adaobi123: Wow. Eze your love for itsmodella is serious.

Anyways happy birthday dear. Enjoy yourself !!!

Danhumprey: Do you have to kiss her Why are you gals fond of mis-using the 'kiss' smiley among yourself?

RubyTheBlogger: God bless you.. When my cheeks and lips are kiss-starved