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Conversations Between God And Man by Idriswhite(m): 11:06am On Nov 02, 2013
Conversation between God and Man...
Man: God can I ask u a question?
God: Sure!
Man: Promise u won't get mad at me.
God: I promise.
Man: Why did u let so much happen to me today?
God: how do u mean?
Man: Well I woke up late,
God: Yes.
Man: My car wouldn't start.
God: okay.
Man: At lunch they made me the wrong
sandwich and I had to wait as they prepared
another.
God: hmmm.
Man: On my way home, my fone went dead
just as I was about to pick up a call.
God: Alright.
Main: And on top of it all, wen I got home I just
wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager
and relax, but itwouldn't work!
Nothing went right! Why did u do that?
God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed
dis morning and I had to send one of my angels
to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through
that.
Billy: (humbled) oh!
God: I did not want ur car to start because
there was a drunk driver on ur route that
would have hit you if you were on the road and
would have killed you.
Man: (ashamed)
GOD: The first person who made ur sandwich
today was sick and I didn't want you to catch
the flu, I knew u cudnt afford to miss work.
Man: (embarrassed) okay.
God:your fone went dead coz the person dat
was calling was going to give false witness
about what u said on that call, I did noteven
let u talk to him so u cud be covered.
Man: (softly) I see God.
God: On the foot massager, it had shortage
that was going to throw out all of the power
in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted
to be in the dark.
Man: I'm sorry God.
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all
things, the good and the bad.
Man: I will trust u.
God: and don't doubt cos my plan for ur day
is always better than ur plan.
Man: I won't, and God let me just tell u thank u
for everything today.
God: You are welcome my child, its just another
day being your God and I love looking after
my children..
If you're grateful to God for all He has done and
the ones He is yet to do, write "THANK YOU GOD".
Re: Conversations Between God And Man by Mutab4u(m): 11:20am On Nov 02, 2013
Man prosposed but, God disposed.
Re: Conversations Between God And Man by Gentlelad: 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2013
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Re: Conversations Between God And Man by jussodynamic: 6:47am On Nov 03, 2013
THANK YOU GOD!


Nice one @op!!

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