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Conversations Between God And Man by Idriswhite(m): 11:06am On Nov 02, 2013 |
Conversation between God and Man... Man: God can I ask u a question? God: Sure! Man: Promise u won't get mad at me. God: I promise. Man: Why did u let so much happen to me today? God: how do u mean? Man: Well I woke up late, God: Yes. Man: My car wouldn't start. God: okay. Man: At lunch they made me the wrong sandwich and I had to wait as they prepared another. God: hmmm. Man: On my way home, my fone went dead just as I was about to pick up a call. God: Alright. Main: And on top of it all, wen I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax, but itwouldn't work! Nothing went right! Why did u do that? God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed dis morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through that. Billy: (humbled) oh! God: I did not want ur car to start because there was a drunk driver on ur route that would have hit you if you were on the road and would have killed you. Man: (ashamed) GOD: The first person who made ur sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch the flu, I knew u cudnt afford to miss work. Man: (embarrassed) okay. God:your fone went dead coz the person dat was calling was going to give false witness about what u said on that call, I did noteven let u talk to him so u cud be covered. Man: (softly) I see God. God: On the foot massager, it had shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted to be in the dark. Man: I'm sorry God. God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the good and the bad. Man: I will trust u. God: and don't doubt cos my plan for ur day is always better than ur plan. Man: I won't, and God let me just tell u thank u for everything today. God: You are welcome my child, its just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.. If you're grateful to God for all He has done and the ones He is yet to do, write "THANK YOU GOD". |
Re: Conversations Between God And Man by Mutab4u(m): 11:20am On Nov 02, 2013 |
Man prosposed but, God disposed. |
Re: Conversations Between God And Man by Gentlelad: 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
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Re: Conversations Between God And Man by jussodynamic: 6:47am On Nov 03, 2013 |
THANK YOU GOD! Nice one @op!! |
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