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| Quality Or Quantity? by oranges(op): 2:53pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Men will always behave like men but what confuses me is the way they make and take decisions. Check this out and tell me your opinion if it were you. Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. Ikenna was impressed. Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, Ikenna was impressed. He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on. Quality or quantity. |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by Jeovy(m): 3:05pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
The man should have his brain re-examined.Nonsense |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by Temivict(f): 3:37pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Totaly Nonsense. So the Boobs is more important to him.Rubbish |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by lysaa(f): 3:49pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@poster, are u repping or u are joking   |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by coolykdat(m): 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
That guy must hav been BOOBY trapped! |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by mohawkchic(f): 4:20am On Jul 12, 2008 |
~ ~No Comment! |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by Cayon(f): 5:05am On Jul 12, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by ituen(m): 5:39am On Jul 12, 2008 |
the guy made the right choice. But lets hope it aint boobies with stretch marks.  |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by MrInfo1(m): 6:45pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Shit haPPens |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by benjay1(m): 7:58pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Ifeoma = Make-ups Nneka = Gifts Ngozi = Investments. ~scratches head, very difficult choice. and i get to choose just 1. . . hmmm . . So who is the best in bed ?? |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by folahann(m): 12:26am On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Ben-Jay you do think exactly like that man, after giving a very good test, u didn't choose the one with highest mark but the one that sings best, how lame |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by clemcykul(f): 8:40am On Jul 15, 2008 |
what kinna joke is diz |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by ituen(m): 8:49am On Jul 15, 2008 |
. . . the joke that if ur name was the 4th, u wouldnt be given any money at all |
| Re: Quality Or Quantity? by benjay1(m): 10:11am On Jul 15, 2008 |
ituen:LMAO ~Ituen wetin you come mean now ? |
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