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Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 13, 2008
Ituen and his son, gunpoint walk into an ice cream parlor. Ituen orders a vanilla cone, looks at his gunpoint, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”

The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions ituen on his actions, to which ituen replies, “There are three things a man wants in life: 1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town; 2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and 3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…”
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:10pm On Jul 13, 2008
Stale cry
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 13, 2008
GO AWAY JOR! angry grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2008
Good idea but ur joke lacks something!

Where the heck is the humour?

undecided

cool
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jul 13, 2008
are you guys drunk? i found it funny  tongue cool grin


see----> BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! tongue
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:19pm On Jul 13, 2008
coolykdat:

Where the heck is the humour?


Please wait . . . . . . . . cool
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jul 13, 2008
coolykdat:

Good idea but your joke lacks something!

Where the heck is the humour?

undecided

cool


ibkaye:

are you guys drunk? i found it funny  tongue cool grin


see----> BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! tongue
hehehe grin grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 13, 2008
infobaba:


Please wait . . . . . . . . cool
roflmao cheesy
Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:26pm On Jul 13, 2008
Close that mouth before flies converge!

angry
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 13, 2008
who is this nitwit talking to? grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jul 13, 2008
coolykdat:

Close that mouth before flies converge!

angry

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Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:

who is this nitwit talking to? grin

Eleru gberu e!

na who dey answer?

angry
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2008
coolykdat:

Close that mouth before flies converge!

angry



ibkaye:

who is this nitwit talking to? grin


Aaargh? undecided
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jul 13, 2008
coolykdat:

Eleru gberu e!

na who dey answer?

angry
See Mouth lipsrsealed grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2008
Invisible Mouth? undecided See no evil undecided
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 13, 2008
I see everything
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2008
weirdo
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2008
thankyou
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2008
Common, what are we friends for? tongue don't thank me jare save your thank you for saucekid angry
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:08pm On Jul 13, 2008
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 13, 2008
lol see this one cheesy
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2008
ibkaye:

See [/b]Mouth lipsrsealed grin

ibkaye:

I [b]see
everything


ibkaye:

lol see this one cheesy


Now let make use the past tense of see ( saw ) and the past participle ( seen ) to phrase more sentences
wink
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 13, 2008
lecturer
Re: Ituen And His Son by tufe(m): 3:21pm On Jul 13, 2008
hehe, keep it tite. nice joke ohhh
Re: Ituen And His Son by studio43(m): 8:39pm On Jul 13, 2008
this post is lame grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by ituen(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2008
Noce joke. I wonder why people say its stale
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 9:39am On Jul 14, 2008
ituen:

I wonder why people say its stale

angry must u wonder ?
Re: Ituen And His Son by Kays1(m): 10:36am On Jul 14, 2008
umm
Re: Ituen And His Son by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Jul 14, 2008
good joke little one keep it flowing in grin
Re: Ituen And His Son by segunpc(m): 1:07pm On Jul 14, 2008
@joke

na butter joke.
Re: Ituen And His Son by Jeovy(m): 1:16pm On Jul 14, 2008
I like the title more than the joke,good work Ibk on the title
Re: Ituen And His Son by Kays1(m): 1:33pm On Jul 14, 2008
Na pako joke lol

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