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Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Ituen and his son, gunpoint walk into an ice cream parlor. Ituen orders a vanilla cone, looks at his gunpoint, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?” The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions ituen on his actions, to which ituen replies, “There are three things a man wants in life: 1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town; 2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and 3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…” |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:10pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Stale |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
GO AWAY JOR! |
Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Good idea but ur joke lacks something! Where the heck is the humour? |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
are you guys drunk? i found it funny see----> BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:19pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
coolykdat: Please wait . . . . . . . . |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
coolykdat: ibkaye:hehehe |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
infobaba:roflmao |
Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:26pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Close that mouth before flies converge! |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
who is this nitwit talking to? |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
coolykdat: |
Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
ibkaye: Eleru gberu e! na who dey answer? |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
coolykdat: ibkaye: Aaargh? |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
coolykdat:See Mouth |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Invisible Mouth? See no evil |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
I see everything |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
weirdo |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
thankyou |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Common, what are we friends for? don't thank me jare save your thank you for saucekid |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:08pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
lol see this one |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
ibkaye: ibkaye: ibkaye: Now let make use the past tense of see ( saw ) and the past participle ( seen ) to phrase more sentences |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
lecturer |
Re: Ituen And His Son by tufe(m): 3:21pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
hehe, keep it tite. nice joke ohhh |
Re: Ituen And His Son by studio43(m): 8:39pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
this post is lame |
Re: Ituen And His Son by ituen(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Noce joke. I wonder why people say its stale |
Re: Ituen And His Son by MrInfo1(m): 9:39am On Jul 14, 2008 |
ituen: must u wonder ? |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Kays1(m): 10:36am On Jul 14, 2008 |
umm |
Re: Ituen And His Son by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Jul 14, 2008 |
good joke little one keep it flowing in |
Re: Ituen And His Son by segunpc(m): 1:07pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@joke na butter joke. |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Jeovy(m): 1:16pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
I like the title more than the joke,good work Ibk on the title |
Re: Ituen And His Son by Kays1(m): 1:33pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Na pako joke lol |
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