If animals and insects were on Facebook, we'll be having posts and comments
like......

1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house.

2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am ooo.

3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Dem think say I come dem house to watch tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor.

4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be travelling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.

5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for se'x chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor.

6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire....

7. TIGER'S WALL POST: I neva chop since morning. All dis small small animal don go borrow leg join leg. See as dem dey run like cheetah. COMMENTS: 1. (kangaroo) hungry go kpai u today. 2. (Deer) You nor no say Johnny Bravo nor need moto to run. 3. (Baboon) Nor mind am im na still learner. 4. (Cattle) better go dey chop grass.
LWKMD!

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