This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the
very first day, in fact she moved into
your house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound
yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a
stone and still have s*x with you when
she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first
thing in the morning. No pimples, her
make-up looks permanent and
everything is always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons
have found a way to remove natural
hair and put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and
she doesn’t have any friends. You only
hear her saying “My sea sisters”
sometimes at night but you’re not
bothered because girls call themselves
all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with
her, your life has turned upside down
but of course your stepmother in the
village is to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that
comes from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In
fact, she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s
dream. You don’t pay for human hair
or BIS and she doesn’t even want
Blackberry Z10. She doesn’t care
about Valentine’s Day and you don’t
even know her birthday sef. She never
gets jealous or goes through your
phone and she couldn’t care less
about your Facebook password. In fact
she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!!



Source: www.informationng.com/2013/04/for-men-10-signs-that-youre-sleeping-with-a-mammy-water.html/comment-page-1

what is the meaning of mammy water? mama water abi? well, i guess you're talking about mermaids? junk journalism.

i quess this guy is sick..someone call 911.lol.

Only in Nigeria.
That bullschit mindset is a lie

I would fu (ck a mamy water anytime anywhere.