This week, ASUU FC remains top of the table in their 4 months Unbeaten run extended by yet another emphatic victory over Federal Govt FC. In A die-hard game of 15 hours, the Captain Of Federal Govt FC, Judeluck Jona, scored a terrible own-goal in the 8-7 cracker to bring the game to a close!

ASUP FC's Match was postponed as hoodlums occupied the venue of the match and they occupy second on the log.

Boko Haram FC Occupy the 3rd position on the log as the maintain their stingy defence and ever prolific attacking form! Their striker- BOMB is banging in goals week in week out!

The Captain Of APC FC, Bolax Tinumbu, Has ordered that the FA at abuja look into the form of ASUU FC as they win matches at ease. The Captain Of ASUU FC, Nasri Faga, was quick to come out to the defence of his team that their recent run of form is due to share hard work!

SURE-P FC Might be relegated at the end of the season as a 500 million naira is missing from the club's account and we think the manager of the club does not even know how it went unnoticed!

PHCN FC have gotten new new owners and they got a draw in the last outing! All their players have been sacked, only few ones were left and they are shopping for new players as the new owners are ready for business!

AVIATION FC is yet to decide the future of their skipper, Streller Odwa, as they think they cannot meet the striker's demand for a bullet-proof car.

The highlight of the week's round-up is the GOLDEN EAGLETS FC Who rose from the Buttom of the league into the upper half. Beating WORLD FC on their home soil 26-5! Congrats to them!

In All, Federal Govt FC striker- CORRUPTION leads the scorers chat, followed by BOMB of Boko Haram FC and the Immediately By STRIKE of ASUU FC. Federal Govt FC are however worried of their defence and captain, judeluck jona, who keeps giving away cheap goals and scoring own goals!

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Written And Edited by:

Edified Umar Oluwaseyi


Source: www.edificationinfo.com/satire-the-review-of-nigerias-existence/