A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"

now, I understand maths.
nice one

cool

  Oh man, why didn't my math teacher say this back in primary school?? It'd have spared me tons of mathematical misery.

so as ur teacher na jeovy, u for kiss am too?

lol yes na

~Abbygyal You wan learn maths ??

you wan teach me?

~Abbygyal ok todays lesson na multiplication.

oya start coz im waiting, were are your note and pen?

~Abbygyal The poster didn't say anything about notes and pen

so how would u teach me??

***Scratches head. . . . Is there anyone in ya room ??

nope

^{***grins from ear to ear ***}.
Enters Abbygyal's room. First we will begin with an exercise. . . Touch ya Toe !!!

ok, so wat next

Ben,what next

~Abbygyal I thought you were home alone

yes i am

Ok, we will be having todays lessons on top of ya bed.
~ Subtract ya cloths, then Divide ya Legs

Make who divide her leg ?@Ben

lol

No make he no dye play with that kind shit , or Are you trying to kolo or you are kolo already , **hiss**

Kay$:

No make he no dye play with that kind shit , or Are you trying to kolo or you are kolo already , **hiss**

why em go dye, abi kolo abygal na em aunty? nor be class mate them be

Wetin the 1 de talk ? **hiss**

Kay$:

Wetin the 1 de talk ? **hiss**

aboki i be snake? abi i dey craze

walahi yaba i dey for accra

ok, can we speed things up from mathematics to furthermathematics?

Taut , see as e dey talk **hiss** no be me u go take learn guy , you small for my number ,

~Will you guyz leave my class room ??

did you say ?

@ben
u can have more than 1 teaching assistants lol

@Abbygyal Naaa, na maths we dey learn not [b]ORGY[/b]eography.

~Seems you online, buzz me make we gossip small, my id dey on my profile.