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The Elderly Golfer by feelgood(m): 8:46am On Jul 16, 2008
The Elderly Golfer

Arthur is 90-years-old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day, he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can't even see where it goes."

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try?"

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says his wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So, the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight!"

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
Re: The Elderly Golfer by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Jul 16, 2008
heehheheehhe am feeling good
keep it up grin
Re: The Elderly Golfer by benjay1(m): 10:11am On Jul 16, 2008
Good Eye sight, Bad Memory LOL grin
Re: The Elderly Golfer by Jeovy(m): 2:19pm On Jul 16, 2008
Nice one
Re: The Elderly Golfer by Abbygyal(f): 3:33pm On Jul 16, 2008
lol
Re: The Elderly Golfer by MrInfo1(m): 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2008
l[/b]ier[b] o[b] l[/b]eir (lol)
Re: The Elderly Golfer by benjay1(m): 4:09pm On Jul 16, 2008
infobaba:

l[/b]ier[b] o[b] l[/b]eir (lol)

Re: The Elderly Golfer by Abbygyal(f): 4:34pm On Jul 16, 2008
infobaba:

l[/b]ier[b] o[b] l[/b]eir (lol)
lol
Re: The Elderly Golfer by clemcykul(f): 10:48am On Jul 17, 2008
abbie darling stop loling carelessly grin

chei u knoe, i dont wanna drag u wit any cassanova
Re: The Elderly Golfer by Abbygyal(f): 10:49am On Jul 17, 2008
ok i take dat (lol) back smiley
Re: The Elderly Golfer by Temivict(f): 11:17am On Jul 17, 2008
A good eyesight with a bad memory. What is the important of him then

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