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| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
,********************************************* Gong!! Gong!! Gong!! ''Prep over'', the time keeper shouted....... Students started trooping out of their respective classes.... I always wondered if boys even read at all, cuz over half of the prep time was used to either gist, sleep or even make noise.. I wasn't an exception in this case.... As I trudged along the dusty road leading to my dormitory, I began to recount the activities That took place. I knew within me that I wasn't as tough as people or should I say girls thought I was.. I was actually a broke nigga, but bone the fact , I still had nice packaging.. God blessed me with sweet talk and I was also intelligent, although I kinda found the beginning of the term tough academically.. I still persevered. Even the girl that was driving me nuts was not dull, She was good bookwise(Abeg I never see that word b4 o). So I knew I really had to up my game.... back to The matter , I quickly got to the dorm, undressed and started planning how to eat something tonight.. NB: in comlag , before you eat anything just have it at the back of your mind that you can never eat anything alone.. I knew this fact but I was Not ready to Share any edibles with anyone that night. I got some money, carried my school bag and quickly escaped the dorm before any of my mates could corner me. As I got to where I was to buy some biscuits, I saw some niggas who probably didn't have any money to buy anything but just hung around to perch like flies.. As I discovered this, I tried to change my route but unfortunately one of them recognized me and alerted the others. ''teepex Baba , hailing tinz'' one of them said....... ''Oya drop something for bobos'' I had no choice but to comply, cuz if I didn't , I'd be labelled a ''stingy bas'tard'' . After settling them, I went ahead and bought what I wanted. As I got back to The dorm , I was in a dilemma cuz I didn't know how I was gonna open a biscuit wrapper without attracting attention to myself. NB: comlag dudes have the sharpest sense of hearing when they are hungry... I then figured out a bright idea. ************TBC************ |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
********************************************* I knew that since their bluetooth was very sharp , I could use it to their disadvantage. I smiled to myself. I took an empty biscuit wrapper from the ground and I started fumbling with it hereby making funny sounds.... The response I got was almost immediately, Different torch lights started pointing at my direction. ''teepex Werrin u dey chau?'' One guy asked me.. I just busted into laughter and showed them an empty wrapper.. ''your Pman left ballz'' one of the aggrieved food hunter remarked painfully. After they all left and put out their torches , I teased them again,.....and again,..... Until I was sure they paid no attention to me again,..... ''finally I get to enjoy my biscuits alone'' I said to myself.. Immediately I opened a biscuit wrapper , I felt a presence with me....... I immediately tried to pretend as if I was sleeping when I heard his voice.. ''teepex na me Amali,'' My eyes opened wide in shock! ''Amali , which kain bluetooth you get??'' I asked him I didn't even wait for him to reply ''guy you bad o, all the way from thuggish.. I hail ooo'' He replied me and said ''you dey talk sey I bad , abi na u bad pass.... See as u deceive all ur dorm bobos'' i just laughed and asked him what he was looking for in murderless dorm.. he just evaded my questions and sat down comfortably to share my goodies.. --------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
---------------------------------------------------------------- Small gal u dunno the thing, i'm teaching you the thing, U're playing with the thing....... I was just singing that song in my mind as I looked at this girl that wanted to tax me.. ''layo na, i'm hungry and its break time..'' ''I know its break time, but what's so special about break time..'' ''I want you to take me to the buttery and buy me what to eat'' In my mind I was like ''who diz gal wan tax wey she don turn me to one kain alhaji'' ''Oya lets go'' I said....... Anybody who saw us together would have thought we were dating cuz she held unto me tight as if I was gonna escape if she released me...... In my mind I was thinking maybe she'll just buy gala and a bottle of soft drink,,, I was dayum wrong... This girl almost wrecked my pocket cuz she bought what I had never bought since I entered the school... In order not to fall hand na.... I paid for everything and I promised that I would get my money back whether in cash or kind....... With this , I consoled myself.. As I got back to class, sandra just eyed me suspiciously cuz I was with Anoda gal... I just went to my seat and sat down.. For some reason I couldn't say anything to sandra. We were just silent and I was feeling uncomfortable. Sandra broke the silence and asked me a jamb question.. ''layo, do you like me?'' ************TBC************ |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
I don tire Abeg . E no easy... Pls you guys should encourage me ....... Updates coming tomorrow Hopefuly |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by enomasly: 2:40am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Bros keep up very interestin i once slept in prep n no one woke me but one soldier came 2 wake me i went bak 2 my hostel lying that i was copying note for a senior that day my back hear am all d idiots dat wer eating my bisciuit wer just watching as i was flogged |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by adegwurulez(m): 8:29am On Jan 09, 2014 |
hmm... |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 8:41am On Jan 09, 2014 |
adegwurulez: hmm...na d only thing wey u go talk?? |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 8:44am On Jan 09, 2014 |
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| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by moyarhtohbadt(f): 9:18am On Jan 09, 2014 |
wowww!so interesting!*following* |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 09, 2014 |
moyarh.toh.badt:Hehehe lady of the thread , welcome dear.... *in commandants voice* ''hey, una niggas up front make una clear space 4 my guest''....... Glad you're following Tho.. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by moyarhtohbadt(f): 10:16am On Jan 09, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: Hehehe lady of the thread , welcome dear....Thank u,thank u...as i don land,all my followers go crash here soon,prepare more seats. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by adegwurulez(m): 11:27am On Jan 09, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: na d only thing wey u go talk??  |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by moyarhtohbadt(f): 2:00pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Adegwurulez!leave my Teepex alone na!na God i take beg u ooo,ehnhen. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by adegwurulez(m): 2:17pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
moyarh.toh.badt:hmmm.. anyways,na me with am sabi wetin we the do |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
--------------------------------------------------------------------- ''its evident that I like you na, its just that you seem to wanna gimme a hard time trying to be more than a friend''.. I replied.. She just looked at me and smiled ''layo , the thing is that I like you but I don't wanna date any guy in this school'' I flinched as she said that.. ''see , I understand you . Its Owk by me if you don't wanna date, that's Owk'' I replied. her mood became lighter and she smiled.. ''thats why U're a sweetheart '' and she giggled.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday, SOCIALS DAY.. everyone was agog about socials, see bobos don go do packaging... Most people dyed their hair, feeling like bad guys.... ''Me I no even like socials sef'' I said to my other school father who is a social prefect.. ''teepex no tell me nonsense oo, you must mime today, I don put your name sef'' he stated.. ''i know sey you sabi sing wella, Oya which song you go choose??'' he asked me.. ''Erm I dunno o, which one you go put for me and I hope sey una ss3 boys no go para sey junior like me dey mime when dem dey?'' ''Owk you go sing diz song, ''your waist'' by iyanya''. ''Oyaaaaaa , school pops I dey feel you die'' I said....... He then told me that some girls would be arranged as dancers to dance for me... Wow! I exclaimed.. to say I was happy was an understatement. I prepared for socials, wore a tiger house customized shirt and the back pockets of my chinos trousers were also customized cuz I put camouflage material there.. I had a skin hair cut, aka ''shine skull'' lol.... The hairstyle was chosen because I thought it made me look different.... When it was time, students trooped to the school auditorium but I stayed behind with dem bad guys ie my school fathers and co. The best is always reserved for last.... -------------------------------------------------------------------- AFTER SOCIALS; 'Teepex na you be Oqa o'' my mates hailed me... In my mind I was just feeling fly, cuz I really felt like a superstar up that stage... This is what happened ; When we arrived at the school auditorium, the place was filled up.. See bobos package wella, cuz they wanted to impress the girls.. Me sef I no dull.... A few minutes later, ''The next mime art on the list is mistah teepex with ''ur waist'' by iyanya'' The compere stated .. Omo see as dem girls start to dey kolo cuz as at that time that song was the thing in vogue.. I no even waste time as I appear from backstage and began miming the song like sey na me sing am... E remain small wey I for even pull my shirt.. Lwkmd After the whole show. It was time for dance, dance, dance!!! Omo see as girls just started rushing me.. Even my seniors wey dey ss3 sef wan follow me dance.. That's how became very popular in school o.. ********************************TBC************ |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
adegwurulez: hmmm.. anyways,na me with am sabi wetin we the doHehehe *winks* Certified member of the defunct NAP .. Omo I don go solo oooo.... |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
in comlag we trust discipline and knowledge....... But we get undergee tho *evil grin* Dem no fit try we.... Repping comlag one blood anywhere I go..
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| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Haiye1: 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
adegwurulez: guy come dey drop update na, even if na short oneyes oh me self na Omo comlag oh. Haiye na my nick back den |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Haiye1: 3:32pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: in comlag we trust discipline and knowledge.......teepex wantin b ur name self na Haiye 4 comdt's house dey yarn so oh. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Haiye1: teepex wantin b ur name self na Haiye 4 comdt's house dey yarn so oh.haiye ha Oqa mi to badt I dey hail ooooooo Longest time nigga.... How u dey ooooo....... I been dey palm house oooo.... U know me wella o we don even meet for ota sef....... Nice to know U're ff.... Na comlag experiences I dey recount o |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by adegwurulez(m): 7:24pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: Hehehe *winks*  i know your type |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Cassie1408(f): 8:42pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
U dey try jare...kip it up |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Cassie1408: U dey try jare...kip it upthanks ma'am U're welcome to my thread...... Btw I see U're new on nairaland?? .... Welcome once again,..... |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Yettocome(m): 6:11pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Boss Tee pex, no vex for ur boy at all. Work no allow me even sleep lest getting time for myself. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Yettocome: Boss Tee pex, no vex for ur boy at all. Work no allow me even sleep lest getting time for myself.why I go vex 4 my Oqa oooo.... I hope all is well.... |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by moyarhtohbadt(f): 6:45pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Bros Teepex,i was jez thinking u cld change the title of your story to something more'story-like',short and official,like 'MY COMLAG STORY' or somfin,just a suggestion though. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Yettocome(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: why I go vex 4 my Oqa oooo.... I hope all is well....Boss, we dey thank God. Just that my job is very demanding and time consuming. |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
moyarh.toh.badt:hmmm brilliant idea.... Thanks hon , I'll put that into consideration....... I've thought of it b4 tho, anyways thanks once again,..... |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Erm can anybody help me with this threads name change?? ... I'd prefer ''my comlag life''(story of an ex-commando).. Pls someone help me Abeg |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by LyfeJennings(m): 12:30am On Jan 11, 2014 |
mistah_teepex: ****DEDICATED TO MY OGA. ADEGWURULEZ******** »»»»»»»»»»»when u enta GOBE werrin u go exclaim..,my own exclamation na....i don die!!!««««««««««« immediately i jumped out of the window i no knw whether my mind start to dey play with me or na real life wey i just hear one thick voice......"hey u bargar ur pman lastman here" when i turned back to look at the person who had the voice. Lo n behold it was the most ruthless of all seniors in the skul senior augustine the labour prefect....omo the parents of this senior gave him the perfect name cuz him ogo long No be small.....e just be like sey dem attach the ogo by force.....na so me sef i carry my tiny legs start to dey run go meet am....b4 i fit talk jack i received the floggin of my life..the weyree senior used this VALENTINO belt wan pieces my fine back......na so him com talk sey make i go join my fellow escapees wey don form long chain dey do hunches...,NB:Hunches just be like frog jump but e no dey less pass 1000...omo that day just be like sey i die com ressurect again....... Na so i live my life till e reach exam period........Anybody that attended a boarding skul can testify to the glory of God what happens during exams..... Exam period attracts what i call OWU BREEZE.,.Walai nobody can escape diz breeze of lack in skul......the so called OWU BREEZE also has an elder broda called SWARA...The both of them are brodas in arms.....in this period thats when u start to cherish command beans....some peeps can eat diz beans to the extend of repeating a class in skul....nau back to the matter....na so diz OWU BREEZE blow little teepex sotay broom stick fat pass am sef....after all the suffering of jss1 i went to the next level of my life in comlag.. --------TO BE CONTINUED.. ---------I attended a boarding school. That owu during exam dey maddd gan mehn. Infact well dey dry those times..teachers sef dey broke... kai,God blezz u 4 ds memories o |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by lakeside04(m): 10:47am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Omo see as OP jus abandon dis thread!!! Anyway I envied this skul back den cos of dem babes...they set die...I attended Model College At Meiran |
| Re: Those Days In Command Sec School Ipaja by lovingangel(f): 6:56pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Great COMLAG. Dere was a slang den a fool in COMLAG is a fool forever. Nice story |