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Girl And Boy Friend by olukayoday(m): 12:21am On Nov 17, 2013
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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Re: Girl And Boy Friend by Nobody: 3:13pm On Nov 17, 2013
Despite say na old joke, i still feel am wink
Na shameless girl cheesy
Re: Girl And Boy Friend by justicesky24(m): 4:12pm On Nov 17, 2013
jassie: Despite say na old joke, i still feel am wink
Na shameless girl cheesy
vry shameless
Re: Girl And Boy Friend by justicesky24(m): 4:14pm On Nov 17, 2013
Lwkmd

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