A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


Lesson: Men always do things the easy way.

~SeanT21 LOL you gat that right.

I KNOW RIGHT. Yall men always want the easy way out.

~Too Much Whahala Being a women!! 

Of Course women wahala plenty

Yet you stuck to princesa

We want to get our point through. So We gonna talk until the men ears blow off.

Yes Ben,It is called love

i wouldnt want to be behind a woman that will do all that

I fit jam her motor commto for road

may be they shud develop an advanced ATM machine for the women

which can detect where the card and code are withdraw money by itself and put it directly into woman's bag

ituen:

i wouldnt want to be behind a woman that will do all that

I fit jam her motor commto for road

Na that time you go hear english, **Do you know me, Do you know who i am be ?? **

. . . and dem go quote law wen dem no sabi

ituen:

i wouldnt want to be behind a woman that will do all that

I fit jam her motor commto for road

I will make sure I get out of your way.

thats true, before ITUEN jams you from behind

any "behind" is ok, as far as na woman

ituen:

any "behind" is ok, as far as na woman

Showbobo has a point then

lol at post and replies

has anyone tried teaching a chic haw to drive ^{cant you see that car, slow down, u want toenter gutter? ok naw i know u just wan give me heart attack}
women are soooooo wahalarous

so many haters wasting their time try'n to steal ma shine

what shine?

~webdezzi Abeg help me ask am oo.