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ASUU Negative by killemslim(m): 10:10pm On Nov 17, 2013
Randy a 400l student has been dating his lecturer's daughter,Cindy for about six months now and they just started kicking it behind the scenes(safely Cindy thought) about a month ago after 3 boring months of ASUU strike.Now frustrated Randy who was supposed to have graduated 2 months ago if not for the prolong ASUU strike is now seeking revenge on ASUU .He impregnates cindy.hmm datz nice my guy Randy smiles.Cindy's parents discover,interrogation follows. Cindy's Dad(Dr Ojo):Now tell me who is the fool that did this to you? Cindy:eeehhhm eehhhmmm it is ehhmm
Dr Ojo:Speak now,now I said
Cindy:it is uuhmmm Rannnndyyy o Randy in ur department
Dr Ojo:Whaaaat? Randy?I thought the fool was a good boy,I will so deal with him(picks up phone,calling his police friend).hello Mike.Mike Mike Mike plss I need ur help urgently,I need u to help me lock up some fool who defiled and impregnated my daughter. Next morning@d police station;Two officers,Randy,Randy's Parents,Cindy's Parents and Cindy all present. Officer:Now tell us young man,do u know dis girl?(pointing @cindy). Randy:Yes officer she is my Gf(shut ur gutter up before u earn a dirty slap u fool Dr Ojo interrupts) Officer: its alright Dr Ojo. Now Randy tell us is it true you impregnated ms Cindy here? Randy:something like dat sir.yea I did but I have a good reason for my actions. Officer:hmm go ahead Randy:uuhhhm sir I was bored so I wanted to send Dr Ojo and his colleagues a message.Tell them to pls call off the strike.Dr Ojo here is a key Head of the union and his decisions holds a large trunk of the union body. Dr Ojo:Rabbish we are going to remain on strike u hoodlum. Randy:enhen ok nau we will see about that.As I speak with u here some of us affected students also have our union and our main Goal is to impregnate ur daughters till there is non.we ve also vowed not to stop till u call off the strike. Dr Ojo:u must be kidding me u little boy u better start pra....(Dr Ojo's phone rings)Hello... Voice on phone: hello Dr Ojo Pls we will have to call this strike off right away. Dr Ojo:why? Voice:because bored students are going on rampage not openly but behind close doors with our daughters.I have gotten about 6 similar cases now.plz it is not all worth it. Dr Ojo:this Is serious.I'm actually in the police station right about now questioning one Idiot who impregnated my daughter and he just made a very shocking revelation right now,I thought he was joking o.don't worry I will get back to u soon(ends call).Now listen to me we will remain on strike. Randy:Then we will remain on rampage. Randy's Parents:Call off the strike oga else.... Dr Ojo:Never. Cindy:Daddy plss call off the stri.... Dr Ojo:sharrap there. Mrs Ojo:dear plss eemmm I think this strike has taken too long o.plss do something o before something bad happens. Dr Ojo:not untill we are tired.
Re: ASUU Negative by fabby26(m): 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2013
grin Nice Drama there, the movie is interesting. Waiting for the Part 2, @Op
Re: ASUU Negative by Nobody: 12:06am On Nov 18, 2013
Chineke! wetin ASUU no go cause. Anyway, lame story @Op. I know yu wudnt have tot of posting sumfin like dis if not for d strike undecided

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