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Father, Anything To Declare? by jaguda(m): 11:56am On Jun 14, 2006 |
A lady on a flight seated next to a priest says,” I purchased a sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot for it and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps pass it through Customs for me under your robes? I could my dear, only I am not able to lie." And with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs. "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs officer. "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son." And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?” The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used, "Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through, Father. Next!" |
Re: Father, Anything To Declare? by micklplus(m): 12:14pm On Jun 14, 2006 |
Well done ! Nice One Cheers |
Re: Father, Anything To Declare? by gentleaura(m): 3:41pm On Jun 14, 2006 |
Hahahah thats funny eh1 |
Re: Father, Anything To Declare? by iffe(f): 3:52pm On Jun 14, 2006 |
o o dat got me rolling |
Re: Father, Anything To Declare? by Mystique(f): 7:53am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Good One, |
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