johnwizey: Dry as desert

Clemzy16: Patrick obahiagbon go steal the show that day. Im go turn am to comedy concert.

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An Edo Man invited his
friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin,
the family put
yam,
rice, meat etc, into the grave in
line with
tradition. A man asked why? The
Edo man smiled
&said,
according to our tradition, the
dead go on a
long
journey & need all the food items
they can
get".
The man dropped N100,000
inside and
said,
"when the food finish, buy more".
Another man
dropped N50,000 and said, "add
this incase
it's not
enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his
cheque
book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000,
dropped it in the
coffin & took the N150,000 notes
as a
change, then
said, "Nwanne, withdraw when
you reach dia
o...It is
going to be a dangerous journey
we don't
know how
many robbers are out there and
afterall we
are in a
cashless economy na! Travel well
o!"

ayusco85: Wallahi kai dan iska ne. . Ba wanda zai barka ka sha SK ko wee wee

Kaji wanan fa! Waye ya gaya ma.. Bazan je da weewee ba, amma dole sai na shaa SK walai. Ranan Guinness concert ma na sah SK sosa

iam_idris: Kaji wanan fa! Waye ya gaya ma.. Bazan je da weewee ba, amma dole sai na shaa SK walai. Ranan Guinness concert ma na sah SK sosa

sarzwizard: Is that the incineration
officer? Please
gravitate here with
tremenduous
acceleration and
alacrity, because a
gigantic conflageration
coming from Patrick
Obahiagbon's grammer
has engulf our 9ja habitation can't wait 4 the concert

venous: As in "launching"...?
That would be another outbreak of lingual diversity that would make a gross achievement in throwing its honourable innocent and naive listeners or audience as you may say, into au unquantifyable never-reaching world of comprehension...
I no understand wetin I write

mr cassanova: Gramatical Brouhahaha

tj-dj:
check out all artiste on that album launch cover, they all have shades on their eyes to cover the barlistics the senator is gonna throw at them, na only wale i pity(him no know wetin they come, dis one pass solar eclipse oh), as for burna boy, him no need shade anyway, shebi na pata(underwear) him go take sing for stage anyway....Fela turning in his grave

sCun: He is now being used as the comedian he is.

adenijiayo: Grammar go tie wrapper on dt day if ds tory is true

Clemzy16: Patrick obahiagbon go steal the show that day. Im go turn am to comedy concert.

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An Edo Man invited his
friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin,
the family put
yam,
rice, meat etc, into the grave in
line with
tradition. A man asked why? The
Edo man smiled
&said,
according to our tradition, the
dead go on a
long
journey & need all the food items
they can
get".
The man dropped N100,000
inside and
said,
"when the food finish, buy more".
Another man
dropped N50,000 and said, "add
this incase
it's not
enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his
cheque
book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000,
dropped it in the
coffin & took the N150,000 notes
as a
change, then
said, "Nwanne, withdraw when
you reach dia
o...It is
going to be a dangerous journey
we don't
know how
many robbers are out there and
afterall we
are in a
cashless economy na! Travel well
o!"

Clemzy16: check my post and yours in the next 1 hour and tell me which one has more likes.

Clemzy16: check my post and yours in the next 1 hour and tell me which one has more likes.

johnwizey: Dry as desert