A SATIRE
THE SECRET TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BTW NGIGE AND TINUBU REVEALED.!!!!

Tinubu: Onwa weting happen now?
Ngige: Good day Asiwaju
Tinubu: What's good about the day when eclipse happen for your dormot? BTW, weting make you off your phone?
Ngige: Sorry sir, I be wan call you now
Tinubu: There is nothing to call me for, I hear weting happen
Ngige: But sir, hope still hope dey o

Tinubu: Which kan hope be that?
Ngige: The 65 units now?
Tinubu: Your head correct at all? The total polling units na 4,608 and you think say 65 go make you win? Abi u be witch?
Ngige: Oga, na Plan A be that o
Tinubu: Weting be Plan B?

Ngige: Cancellation or we go court. But I wan make you activate the Lagos/Ibadan Liars make them start dey spread propaganda and dey invent stories quick quick.
Tinubu: Ngige Ngige Ngige. How many times I call you?
Ngige: Three times Asiwaju
Tinubu: Nothing go save you. I sent that short-devil called El-rufai to go rig the election. Instead make him keep e mouth shut, he announced am for Facebook/Twitter. Na so SSS take know about am

Ngige: Aha, abi wan report that short man to you sef
Tinubu: No report anything. No be him make you lose. Nwoye wey campaign for just 2 weeks get votes pass you. I dey shame for you
Ngige: No be like that o, Jega follow do am too
Tinubu: Na lie! I told you say your people go reject you but you no believe. Dem reject you for 2003, 2006 & 2010. Why you think say them no go reject you again? Na same problem wey I get with Buhari wey make me no wan make e run in 2015 because Nigerians don reject am sotee I don lose count.

Ngige: Make I talk true. Na Fashola make me lose this election
Tinubu: For weting na? How my boy make you lose?
Ngige: No be him deport my people?
Tinubu: But, I be tell am make e beg now and he did. Na my boy make them reject you for 2010 too? Anyway, no be weting I call u for. I be businessman and you sabi how much I put for this election, N3.21 Bn, so I need am back in 2 weeks. I no be Chris Uba,

Funny as hell
but the naked reality.

satowind: Funny as hell
but the naked reality.

Really funny

I don laff tire... permission to copy and paste...

ify84: I don laff tire... permission to copy and paste...

Permission granted. Those apc guys dat move stuffz to front page won't move this