justhelp: No oo i half alreadling eating the wine pls tell the waster to giving me teethpick to clean my hand

Gooder!Oya spread ur hand inside the sun to dry.

Baddest guy ever liveth

Hmmmm. Do u have an a boy friend.

My neighbourhoods is a very english spoked area,so we doesn't spake bad english,therefores i didn't known how to be a speak of an worstest english

Just last night, someone I know kept saying, "my nose are paining me". Pathetic!

When did Ʊ buy the card  asked Ʊ 2 buy? Reply:it has tayed.

Bros throw me hot water wey cold well well

ALL ARE NT GET RIGHT,I ASK OF WORSTEST ENGLISH, U ARE HERE SPEAKING CORRECTING ENGLISH,

the chosen one: "Why are you twice on a bed, come down each by each"- The Legendary Akano

. KINGS COLLEGE THINGS.

the chosen one: "Why are you twice on a bed, come down each by each"- The Legendary Akano

. KINGS COLLEGE THINGS.
. Entered ur slippers and followed me.

I'm 26 a smart average body, good looking, fun guy, a final year student of electrical electronics engineering.
I'm a simple person so i hate drama i love to travel hangout with friends cook listen to music watch movies and i love the internet.
I am here to date a with a woman older than me because they are more understanding caring and matured.
If you know you are above 32 and you would like to hangout with me please do not hesitate to contact me, do not be shy okay. Please you should go straight to the point when contacting okay.
You can call text or add me on bbm... 08065099377, 08167950172, 21CAD793.. Any location in Nigeria.

bosslife850: I'm 26 a smart average body, good looking, fun guy, a final year student of electrical electronics engineering.
I'm a simple person so i hate drama i love to travel hangout with friends cook listen to music watch movies and i love the internet.
I am here to date a with a woman older than me because they are more understanding caring and matured.
If you know you are above 32 and you would like to hangout with me please do not hesitate to contact me, do not be shy okay. Please you should go straight to the point when contacting okay.
You can call text or add me on bbm... 08065099377, 08167950172, 21CAD793.. Any location in Nigeria.

I just gave grandma your number.Enjoy!!

what are u doing under the afternoon?
come under the evening

lynpetra: I just gave grandma your number.Enjoy!!

*holds laff* why na,U jst missed out on a graduate dere

presher: mine is wen my grandma asking me whether i want to went to pilate(toilet) it was so funnying,pls i want to knows yours own

mine is wen a nairalander typed....what is the worstest english u have ever hear and

It was vey funnying pls i want 2 knows yours own

My teacher in sec schl days during a football match...''whistle the blow,whistle the blow,who blow the blow''....another one from another teacher ,sec schl as well,this came from a very unexpected source.....''so where is ur textbook,where is it...you dont av it,okay,what did I told you yesterday,i said what did i told you yesterday..??