many of us know what it means to feel on top of the world. But the there is always a time or two when happenings make you feel more like Lola carrero than Felix segura,moments like......

10:the moment when your carefully planned plan goes kaboowee seconds to its success.... and all thanks to your crazy neighbour's goat (Goat here can also be a human,if you know what I mean

9:when you are invited for an interview after waiting years for an employment.you are fully dressed for the occasion, suit and all.spent yesterday racking ur mind on possible questions. Few meters to the place,you remember the song 'mud on the tires',and just then a shower of mudwater rains on you,straight from a speeding Tyre.refreshing indeed.

8:hAve you ever gone somewhere for something of the importance of an examination, somewhere distant fron home? hoe does it feel like to get there and then remember your exam slip?

7:You are in the exam hall.the supervisor has announced his intension to search you from head to toe.you have a key points text with you,but never mind,he can't find it where you hid it.he's checked you.now he's turning away from you....then he turns back,goes directly to ur treasure, and raused it up in the air.And in comes the officials from the exam body..

6:you work in a big time company, earning so much you afford almost anything. But your kind boss just retired and the new one is a sadist.then comes the bombshell, he just signed his daughter up to be your immediate boss.she turns out to be your ex-girlfriend,and you must now call her 'boss'

5:you are downloading a file the size of 2gb.data service is really fast today... then it's slowing down, but it's still loading....just a Meg to go....a kilobyte....Errrrrrr..... download complete! whopper!let's celebrate it.but b4 that let's open it...Format not supported!reallerkiller!

4:you just met this beautiful girl and you've started a conversation with her.she seems interested in you too.all is going well....until someone walks up to her and says 'your Excellency, we have to go now '

3:You have been assigned, as a soldier, to combat terrorism in the north,maiduguri to be precise.

2:Your favourite footballer is Fernando Torres

1:arsenal 1;3Southampton, and you are an arsenal fan.(good thing I'm a blueblood)

So maybe you should add yours

emm y z d is in joke section??