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Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by deactivated(f): 2:26pm On Nov 23, 2013
I was just doing a search on google like always then came some searches which got me thinking, how some people sees google, they take Google like a god? We all know we get a lot of answers from it but some are just too lame.


See the screenshoots below and share lame onces you have come across.

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by lirusehn: 3:33pm On Nov 23, 2013
mtchew

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by ninja4life(m): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2013
lmao cant stop laughing like seriously na wa o most especially dat when will i die shey na google go tell una.lolzz

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Emmyk(m): 11:34pm On Nov 25, 2013
:m
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Guest101: 9:08am On Nov 26, 2013
This post made me remember an incident that happened in a cafe that also served has Computer training Centre.

There's this young girl in the training school who's just being trained on the Usage of the Internet. It happened that she wanted to Open her mailBox and she apparently forgot the procedure and probably she's feeling too big to ask her peers. The next thing I saw was that She's typing on google:

'Open My Inbox'

'Inbox.com'

I laughed hard that day.

Sadly, everyone in the cafe at that moment got to know about the scenario.

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by moscobabs(m): 2:29pm On Nov 29, 2013
yaba left patients!!!
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by stanogb(m): 2:30pm On Nov 29, 2013
wow...
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by kollybay4u: 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2013
Wetin a go eat ds night?
Wetin may i go study 4 school?
Can GEJ win d nxt election?
Wetin a go become in d future?
Who go die first btw IBB and OBJ?
Who make i marry btw Bola and Tope?
Lobatan!

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Pstsmith(m): 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2013
but evrytin is on google
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by paranorman(m): 2:32pm On Nov 29, 2013
Those 'sugestions' may b as a result of the artificial intelligence of the site/computer. It may not b as a result of the history of the search made on google, if you know what i mean.

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Vivipedia: 2:32pm On Nov 29, 2013
We have failed to understand that internet does not have every answer, and they are capable of deceiving us. Visit: www.vivipedia.com
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Smartini: 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2013
Isnt Google a search engine? It'll surely give you an answer to whatever crap u ask for...

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by tspun(m): 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2013
some won't mind asking. WEN IS MY GIRLFRIEND COMING BACK TO ME. Google don suffer!
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by pet4luv2k10ioma(f): 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2013
They no wan die but they wan go heaven; Nawa 4 some people ooooo na google go tell una wen d world go end? haba
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by otijah(m): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Nobody: 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
Vivipedia: We have failed to understand that internet does not have every answer, and they are capable of deceiving us. Visit: www.vivipedia.com

You don't understand, some people now worship Google and there's now a church of google.
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Teegurlee(f): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
Lol @ d 'wen wil I die' question. Sum pple are just 2 dumb.
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Nobody: 2:35pm On Nov 29, 2013
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by opylas(m): 2:35pm On Nov 29, 2013
lolzzz...They themselves are unbelievable!
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by fittty(m): 2:38pm On Nov 29, 2013
angry
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by XLR8(m): 2:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
tspun: some won't mind asking. WEN IS MY GIRLFRIEND COMING BACK TO ME. Google don suffer!

google will be like = when we go on strike

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by donPhill(m): 2:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
will my ex come back again?
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Fadelex(m): 2:42pm On Nov 29, 2013
ok... if you're one of d applicants for immigration you might find dis interesting
www.nairaland.com/1536169/sham-called-immigration-recruitment
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Codedrock(m): 2:43pm On Nov 29, 2013
CANT STOP LAUGHING @"WHEN WILL I DIE?" some people don turn ordinary search engine to GOD. Lmao
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by gaburiel(m): 2:44pm On Nov 29, 2013
Op, you be hacker o, why you come dey show everybody everything wey I dey search for google everyday. But you forget to write the one wey I dey ask first every morning, "Will I die today?"
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Adikam(m): 2:45pm On Nov 29, 2013
Pple always search for...www.can i hack nairaland.com?
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Andyblaze: 2:45pm On Nov 29, 2013
''Light dey house?''

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Sunymoore(m): 2:46pm On Nov 29, 2013
Hmm
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Danhumprey: 2:49pm On Nov 29, 2013
This is what happen when mental patients are given access to the Internet. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Adikam(m): 2:49pm On Nov 29, 2013
Can i banned mukina2.com
Www.Is sexkil truly albino?.com
if yes can he see verywell.com
can i banned him 4 banninng me?.com
nawa o.com

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Re: Unbelievable Things People Search On Google by Adrenaline123(m): 2:50pm On Nov 29, 2013
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